Well it's that time of year, and you probably haven't even begun your Christmas shopping for that special someone. That's okay, I'm here to help you!
You can't go wrong with a nice evening out and great pair of earrings! I don't just mean dinner, I mean a night out in New York or tickets to a show. Maybe a night at the Borgata. SOMETHING SPECIAL. It really doesn't take much. Especially if you have been dating under six months. Do not buy her a hair dryer (yes, it happened to me) and if you haven't discussed secret fetishes, now is not the time to buy her a full leather face mask! You better just ease into that one. Trust me when I tell you, a night out, can go a long way. (Yes, that requires a little planning on your part).
And for that person that you can easily name ten things you hate about them, here are some really fun revenge gift web sites;
*I'm sure you can guess what kind of revenge gifts they have.
*This web site offers a number of gifts for neighbors, employers, etc. I guess it depends on your flavor.
*This web site offers a variety of gifts and promises anonymity. Still, I saw nothing on their product list that really "did it" for me.
We’ll do all the dirty work, and they’ll never know where it came from, because it’s ANONYMOUS and ONLY YOU will know where it came from.
You are going to send them a DirtBagTM and an official seal certifying them as a Dirtbag. In a few days, this package will be delivered to the Dirtbag who pissed you off.
DON’T GET EVEN, GET AHEAD!
*This one is actually funny. Not too mention, for $8.95 per dirt bag, you can send quite a few.
Christmas Gift Ideas for Jerks: Taking them Down a NotchMany jerks think they're God's gift to mankind. They talk about everyone else but can't even see the things they do. They have a tendency to rub things in other people's faces or pass judgement. Let's say your friend thinks he's the greatest golfer ever when he really sucks at it. Try buying him a golf scorecard as a Christmas gift. Maybe one of your female friends is a bit of a slut and drinks too much, get her a book on settling down and finding the right guy. They should not feel quite so superior after they receive your present, but they won't really be aware that you've made a statement.
Stay tuned until next week!