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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice






Don't try this at home!


Bold moves, in love.

Movies can be really great for inspiration. They can teach us lessons or they can just entertain us. In the Hollywood-driven world that we live in, you never really know what you are going to hear on the news about some idiot that was influenced by something they saw on the big screen. So for fun this week, I thought I would give you some examples of what not to do;

NATURAL BORN KILLERS


Going on a drug induced killing spree with your loved one. NOT GOOD. This is why drugs are bad. If you ever find yourself in this position, just ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"


PIRATES- AT WORLD'S END

We follow this loooong saga about these two people in love. Will they? Won't they? Didn't it just piss you off that they didn't end up together? Lesson: Do not go through a bunch of drama with a girl you're in love with, just to become undead and sail the seven seas for eternity. It's just bullshit. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!


HEATHERS

Look, we all hate our significant other's friends. Killing all of their friends and making it look like suicide, makes you UNPOPULAR. True story! Just don't do it!


THREE TO TANGO

Pretending to be gay to get close to the one you love. It screams STALKER! Not too mention, once you fess up, it's too complicated. There are too many questions and doubts. DON'T BE CRAZY! Pretending to be gay, is going to the extreme. You have issues.


SAY ANYTHING

We all love this movie. However, someone tries this crap in real life, you are calling the cops! You are calling your friends on the phone, telling them about this asshole that stood outside your window all night with a BOOM BOX. Seriously. You know it's true. You will forever tell this story for cheap laughs at parties. Person with the boom box, IT ONLY WORKS WHEN JOHN CUSACK DOES IT!

Join me next week for more on dating!
Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell


Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com