Local Hottie of the Day - Philly

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-12-20T11:51:00.002-05:00

Dear Readers,

Well it's that time of year, and you probably haven't even begun your Christmas shopping for that special someone. That's okay, I'm here to help you!

You can't go wrong with a nice evening out and great pair of earrings! I don't just mean dinner, I mean a night out in New York or tickets to a show. Maybe a night at the Borgata. SOMETHING SPECIAL. It really doesn't take much. Especially if you have been dating under six months. Do not buy her a hair dryer (yes, it happened to me) and if you haven't discussed secret fetishes, now is not the time to buy her a full leather face mask! You better just ease into that one. Trust me when I tell you, a night out, can go a long way. (Yes, that requires a little planning on your part).

And for that person that you can easily name ten things you hate about them, here are some really fun revenge gift web sites;

www.poopegifts.com/
*I'm sure you can guess what kind of revenge gifts they have.

http://www.revenge-gifts.com
*This web site offers a number of gifts for neighbors, employers, etc. I guess it depends on your flavor.

http://www.sweetrevenge.com
*This web site offers a variety of gifts and promises anonymity. Still, I saw nothing on their product list that really "did it" for me.

http://www.sendadirtbag.com
We’ll do all the dirty work, and they’ll never know where it came from, because it’s ANONYMOUS and ONLY YOU will know where it came from.
You are going to send them a DirtBagTM and an official seal certifying them as a Dirtbag. In a few days, this package will be delivered to the Dirtbag who pissed you off.

DON’T GET EVEN, GET AHEAD!

*This one is actually funny. Not too mention, for $8.95 per dirt bag, you can send quite a few.

And finally-

Christmas Gift Ideas for Jerks: Taking them Down a NotchMany jerks think they're God's gift to mankind. They talk about everyone else but can't even see the things they do. They have a tendency to rub things in other people's faces or pass judgement. Let's say your friend thinks he's the greatest golfer ever when he really sucks at it. Try buying him a golf scorecard as a Christmas gift. Maybe one of your female friends is a bit of a slut and drinks too much, get her a book on settling down and finding the right guy. They should not feel quite so superior after they receive your present, but they won't really be aware that you've made a statement.

Stay tuned until next week!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

But Dani, You're Neither A Business Nor A Man.....

2008-12-17T08:48:00.000-05:00

Dani

So how did she get to go to a Businessman's Special Phils Game this year? Cause she's hot. And hot girls get whatever they want. Or she bought a ticket, but I'm not really a stickler for detail. This former model has the looks and a few good jobs, so you only have to worry about making your ends meet. What goes together better than beauty and brains??? Oh yeah, a great personality. Check out the Let's Get Ready To Stumble T Shirt. Brilliant. And she drinks from the pitcher, so undo your bowtie, Urkel. Let's hear about this hottie ...

I work for a mortgage bank as an Account Manager. To sum it up I'm a consultant to brokers on their borrowers loans. Been doing it for 3 years now and love it. Stinks that the industry is in a hole.

For fun? I love to shop of course, bar hop with friends, coordinate parties and events... I'm a model part time now, although when I was younger had done it FT- TV, movies, events, magazine, etc... had tons of fun, still do :) I bartend PT 2 nights a week in the city and Conshohocken for some play $...

I love to stay busy, I cant sit still :)

You can't stay still cause of the ADHD, but don't worry, that's just a made up disease anyway. What? Oh yeah, Dani. Ohhh Dani. Stunning. The looks are a 10. Great eyes, infectious smile, and killer body. I mean, do I really have to say more? NO? Good. Read her advice and take notes. There will be a quiz next week.

Yip of the Day

Q: What's the best place to take a woman on a date, Classy Dani?

A: I think the best thing a guy can do for a date, is be creative. Pay attention to the things a girl says she likes and mirror that... it proves you actually listen and are interested in learning more and experiencing it with her.

I had told a co-worker once that I loved seafood- blue crabs to be exact... he asked to take me to the coolest little spot in philly where they put newspaper on the tables, crackers in your hand and let you go to town. The fact that he didn't assume a date had to be super upscale or financially impressive was awesome- it just has to be fun for us. I had another guy who knew I loved beer take me to his favorite brewery and we tried all their beers... it was great. Be thoughtful and creative... and just listen.

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-12-13T12:52:00.004-05:00

Don't try this at home!

Bold moves, in love.

Movies can be really great for inspiration. They can teach us lessons or they can just entertain us. In the Hollywood-driven world that we live in, you never really know what you are going to hear on the news about some idiot that was influenced by something they saw on the big screen. So for fun this week, I thought I would give you some examples of what not to do;

NATURAL BORN KILLERS

Going on a drug induced killing spree with your loved one. NOT GOOD. This is why drugs are bad. If you ever find yourself in this position, just ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"

PIRATES- AT WORLD'S END

We follow this loooong saga about these two people in love. Will they? Won't they? Didn't it just piss you off that they didn't end up together? Lesson: Do not go through a bunch of drama with a girl you're in love with, just to become undead and sail the seven seas for eternity. It's just bullshit. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!

HEATHERS

Look, we all hate our significant other's friends. Killing all of their friends and making it look like suicide, makes you UNPOPULAR. True story! Just don't do it!

THREE TO TANGO

Pretending to be gay to get close to the one you love. It screams STALKER! Not too mention, once you fess up, it's too complicated. There are too many questions and doubts. DON'T BE CRAZY! Pretending to be gay, is going to the extreme. You have issues.

SAY ANYTHING

We all love this movie. However, someone tries this crap in real life, you are calling the cops! You are calling your friends on the phone, telling them about this asshole that stood outside your window all night with a BOOM BOX. Seriously. You know it's true. You will forever tell this story for cheap laughs at parties. Person with the boom box, IT ONLY WORKS WHEN JOHN CUSACK DOES IT!

Join me next week for more on dating!
Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Work + Websites = Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

2008-12-11T08:10:00.001-05:00

Jules

Lemme explain our little delay here and our lack of posts over the last few weeks. I'm in a new job, new girl, and last week of schoool so my tme has been stretched thin, homey. I apologize, but on a high note, we've been gearing up for our move to the big site so cross your fingers, and not your legs (it looks gay when guys sit like that). Now onto Jules. Oh Jules. Where to begin...Jersey Jules is from...Jersey obviously, you dick. This 18 year old (i think...and I HOPE!) hottie brings the Garden State to life, because honestly, nothing else does. She's also friends 3with another one of Jersey's finest....our very own AllieGirl. Mmmmhmmm. They're making sure you forget about all things Bon Jovi, and start thinking about all the Philly girls who cross the Ben Franklin to party at places like Club 27. Let's hear what JJ has to say about herself...

My names Jules
i work at victorias secret
i love to watch football & baseball
i love to be able to joke around with everyone

Ok so first off, she works at Victoria's effin Secret, and no, none of us care WHAT Victoria's secret is, just as long as it's hidden somewhere in that sweet lingerie, and we're allowed to go on a scavenger hunt for it. Not only that she knows sports...and I'd put up pics to prove it but she's wearing a Shockey jersey, and that's a strict no-no on our site. No Giants gear allowed. "Not Peyton" Manning is the biggest aw-shucks loser I've ever seen, and I hope he breaks his leg. Actually I don't so wecan kick his ass in the playoffs. A hottie with a sense of humor is always a plus, just not when she gets in her Vickies and starts telling jokes. Unless they're erotic jokes, in which case, tell away. I'm diggin the girl next door look on Jules, and can;t wait to see more of her parading around the club, or in the pageants she's entered before. Pageant girls are ALWAYS fun. Hit me with your advice Jersey!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the perfect Philly spot to take your woman on a date?

A: The perfect place to take someone on a date would have to be somewhere like dave and busters so you could just let loose and have a good time with out feeling like all you need to do is have a serious conversation. Sitting down to a dinner and talking on a first date could be very stressful and intimidating. So, instead go somewhere where you can have fun and let your personality come out.=)

Ahhhh... The Hidden Gem, Fellas

2008-12-08T23:47:00.003-05:00

Dara Marie

Ohhh goddamn homey! Lemme explain a lil somethin here....now every week we have different models and personalities that you've seen before. Either at a club, or possibly modeling or dancing....even one on Fox for the Eagles games... Kourtney Lee, whaddup! But what truly makes this site work is finding that hidden gem. That beauty that no one knows about. It's like finding a band before anyone else, and then you tell everyone about it...and their amazed. Then next thing you know, everyone loves this band, and all of a sudden your ironic t shirt isn't so hip anymore. It's the same thing your 13 year teeny boppin cousin is wearing. But hey, you've achieved your goal of making them popular, but no one remembers that it was you who put them onto that band....whoa. Rant. Sorry. But we've found that beauty. We are introducing Philadelphia to Dara Marie. She's our new cool band. You may have never seen her before, you may have no idea who she is, but I'll be damned if this isn't one eof the most attractive women we've had on this site. Look at the perfect crest smile....the lips...the eyes. I mean what more could you want? And she's fun! So ladies and yentlemen....let's hear a little bit more about our very own Incubus (the cool band we found first). Take it away DaraMarie!

My name is DaraMarie I was born and raised in South Philadelphia. I attend Temple University. My major is Communications/ Public Relations. I love to go shopping and spend time with my family and friends. I love vacations and the beach. I also love to exercise and eat healthy. My family, friends and School are my world. I am a very fun, outgoing and independent person. I love to talk about anything and everything.

Wow, and she's got brains? I'm stunned by DaraMarie. Really I am. I'm going to need the photographers and modeling agencies, and even you Frank from Hot girl Dream team, to write me and tell me how you missed this blonde bombshell. No more than 50 words, cause I've got shit to do. But someone needs to explain this to me. It's a modern day travesty, I tell you! This may be one of the finest girls in Philly and we all just turned a blind eye to her beauty. Well, no more I say! We've just unleashed DaraMarie onto the city, and I hope to shit that this isn;;t the last I've heard of her! She's got some banging ass advice to match that package too!

Tip of the Day!

Q: DM, what's the best plac ein Philly to take a hottie out on a date?

A: The best place to take a women on a date is first, out to dinner, then take them for a walk in the park, or along the river, anything romantic. Always be able to make a person recall the date they went on with you as romantic and fun and worthwhile. Always conduct yourself to be a gentleman or a lady with class. Conduct yourself with confidence and respect for yourself. =]

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-12-06T12:49:00.002-05:00

Dear Readers,
Every now and then, I come across something that I find to be enlightening in the topic of love and dating. This week, I found an article that I want to share with everyone. I hope it leaves you inspired and hopeful. Happy dating!!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

HOLD OUT FOR WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY
by Red

Looking … everywhere!Many people spend much of their time searching for love, and more importantly, their "soulmate." This personal mission can become all-consuming, and often leads people astray. Just because she smiled at you, or he gave you a playful wink, doesn't mean the search is over, nor does this interaction guarantee a date.
You know you don't want to be alone, and you know that you have lots of love to share. However, if you think "the one" is lurking around every corner, you are setting yourself up for heartache and despair. When loneliness, or the soulmate mission, starts getting the best of you, you are more likely to overlook incompatibilities that have a tendency to turn even the most picturesque fairytale into a living nightmare.

Time for love

There are times when you meet someone, and it feels like you've known them all of your life. Chemistry can be instant, love at first sight does exist. The connection is powerful and immediate, but deciding too quickly that this is "the one" can lead straight into entanglement trouble weeks or months down the road.

The most fatal dating mistake is timing. You may have just met your soulmate, in which case, he or she isn't likely to disappear. But, if this connection is one of pheromones and fantasy, time will eventually show you the error in your ways. Taking things slow is the intelligent way to go. Love can come quickly, and fade just as fast - but true love is nurtured and strengthened by time.

Fact or fantasy?

He opens doors, knows just what to say and even does his own laundry. You have yet to see him ruffled, and when you talk - his eyes meet yours, and you know you have his full attention. She laughs at your jokes, is a sports fanatic and is the reason that little black dress looks good. She doesn't care how much money you make, lets you have time to yourself and hasn't mentioned the boyfriends that came before. Are they the one, or is this all just too good to be true?

Sometimes, the search for your beloved causes a little deception in the initial relationship stages. People tend to be on their best behavior, presenting what they believe the other person wants or expects of them. It is only through time and interaction that guards are dropped and whole truths can come out. Often times, it is only after you decide you have found what you are looking for that you allow yourself - and your partner - to be real.

Keep this in mind when choosing your mate: You can settle for whomever is willing, or hold out for the one who is actually worthy.

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

TGIf, Uncle Joey! Where's Uncle Jessie?

2008-12-05T11:29:00.000-05:00

Kori aka Seizure

TGIF, trick. And for me that means my newish girlfriend is meeting my parents. Wow, that's some nervewracking shit. Then I get to party at her parents mansion on Saturday at a fully catered Christmas party (this is one reason why being jewish sucks) with valet parking...at her parents house. Envy it...and she's hot. So tomorrow I put her on a two glass of wine limit (classssy) so she doesn't mistakenly tell my parents how we broke her bed today. So in honor of my new blonde lady, we're bringing you a brunette...the loooovely Seizure. She's a goddamn Suicide Girl! We broke our Suicide Girl cherry today, and boy, it hurts so good. So let's hear what this brunette vixen has to bring to the table...

For a living I am a graphic design artist. I work from home for a bunch of websites and companys. My job is amazing and gives me the ability to express my self and my artistic ability as my living. I still attend college full time also. Im not your typical girl. Im such a mixture of so many things. I love culture, art, theatre and music. I am a musician and have been one for many years now. I play the guitar and a few other instruments. Music is a huge part of my life and if you are ever looking for me on a Friday night im probably at a show. I love tattoos and piercings and all forms personal expression. Before moving to philadelphia and graduating college I was a body piercer from the time I was 18. I am really into “extreme sports”. I snowboard, wake board, jet ski. Im up for pretty much anything

She's newish to Philly, eh? I love cultured women like this. she;s into the arts, music, and all other things we'd never be willing to admit that we like. And she can rock out?> Only downside...she;s originally from Cleveland. YUCK! Cleveland is the only place where a gay man can play quarterback outside of the bedroom. Seizure certainly has curves, and she's damn proud of them, bitch. So step!I love the fact that on this website we can celebrate different types of women. Big, tall, Suicide, and short, and see them for the beauty that makes them unique. And busty. Can not forget busty. It's Seizure's eyes, curves, passion and culture that truly make her worthy of being on our site. And yes, her boobs and ass. Let's see how you, too, can get your own Suicide Girl.

Just the Tip of the Day

Q: Kori, top 3 qualities you look for in a guy besides tattoos and piercings?

A: What I look for in a guy?

Intelligence- If I cant hold an intelligent conversation with a guy then he has lost me. It doesn’t matter how good looking or what have you. I want to be able to talk and have a good time with my guy.

Honesty- My biggest turn off is being lied to. Just be upfront right away and ill be much happier. Humor- I need someone who makes me laugh. I want a guy who doesn’t take life too seriously and can just have fun.

I'm Rob B. And I Get Respect, Your Hotties And Your Jewelry Is What I Expect

2008-12-04T08:00:00.000-05:00

Kasey

Ok bitches...I'm baaaaaaaaaack. Sorry for the recent delay and lack of hotties. New Job, New bills, and school has taken it's toll on Philly's most inadequate blogger. But there's big things poppin as all you little wiggers would say....we've got the new logo comin soon, we're movin to the new site as soon as we get that logo, and from there....well, The Comcast Building is the limit. And what do we have for you today? Not the same old bullshit...we have the Hot Girl Dream Teams hottest new addition....Kasey. What can I say about Kasey....hmmm KISSY FACES FOR EVERYONE!!!! I love those lips on this hottie. What a package...lets ruin through all of Miss Kasey's finer attributes, shall we?

Looks good as a blonde? Check

Brunette? Check

Redhead? You betcha!

In a Hat? Yeeeeeeeah

With a Cat? You just got Seuss'ed, Bitch

For real, Kasey is slammin...this little hottie works at Shop Rite in the Floral Dept....wait what? You'll notice the "Guy Shopping For Groceries with Wife" ratio is about 65% than in any other shop rite in America, and it's not cause they have good beets. Not only does she hold down that job, but you can see her as a part of the Hot Girl Dream Team, at Benny the Bums in NE on Thursday or sometimes at the Roxxy. This hottie works for Club 27 too. Where's it end? On top of that, one of her hobbies is playing sports. In my vision of heaven, there's Kasey loo-a-like at the pearly gates, waiting to read off all of your sins. Then snicker at you as she tells you all your embarrassing "relaxation" stories. This is why I do this site...so we can find out what girls like Kasey want in guys like us....

Tip o' the Day to ya!

Q: Kasey, what are the three MAIN things you look for in a dude?

A: 3 qualities i look for in a guy are sense of humor, well educated, & romantic because everyone wants someone with a great personality.

My Lips Are Sealed....

2008-12-02T13:32:00.006-05:00

Liz

Hey There.. sorry for the delay of hotties, but we got a nice treat for you today and her body is sick without even doing a single crunch. If I tried that approach, well I'd look like I do today.. a nice, out of shape, slob. If you haven't looked already... check out the beautiful lips from the pic above. Are you kidding me? Hands where I can see 'em, pervs. Anyways, here is a little description from Liz.

I'm a student at Temple majoring in History Secondary Education so I can become a high school teacher. I'm a server at The Draught Horse Pub. I love listening to music, going to concerts, hanging out with friends and going to restuarants. My dog is my world. I'm a rocker at heart. I love to cook and travel! I take no shit but I've got a big heart. I've got no problem speaking my mind on anything, especailly politics. I love a good glass of white wine but will never turn down drink; beer, liquor..whatever. I'm Ukrainian. Overall, I'm the best of both worlds: professional, well-mannered and intellegent with a wild side and an outgoing personality that garentees fun!

Imagine this one teaching your teenage boys. The jaws drop as she walks in to class. She cooks as well... WIFEY. Here is a little more about her.

I'm a slacker
Food and sunshine makes me happy.
I'm cynical and sarcastic.
DONT ever tickle me.
Music makes my world go 'round.
I like colorful stuff
I'm always running late.
I'm extremely opinionated.
I like being outdoors.
I like thunderstorms.
I dont ever shut up.
I'm always bored.
I believe in karma and energy.
I wish I could fly.
I drive way too much, way too fast.
I love HUGS!
I just want to be loved.

Tip of the Day

Q: What do you look for in a Guy, top 3 Qualities?

A: Top 3 Qualities in a Guy...

1) PERSONALITY!!! If you can make me smile, you're a keeper. I want a guy with a good heart, a good mind, good manners, great energy, a good sense of humor and someone who is not afraid to be honest and be themselves! I'm not interested in how smooth you are or how original you think your lines are; I'm interested in you as a person. Also, it's sexy when a guy keeps his future in mind. No girl wants a couch potato! Oh and fellas, CHIVALRY GOES A LONG WAY! ;)

2)Conversation. Everyone's got a story to tell. I could talk for hours so when I meet a guy who can make me shut up and listen, I know he's interesting and I've got a lot to learn from him. Girls love to talk so we like men who listen but can also hold their own in conversation.

3) Physically, I look for something unique. Every girl wants a guy who's good looking with a nice body but I like something that sets you apart from all the other fish in the sea. Whether you have amazing eyes, your own style, or a crooked smile, I'll be more interested if something about you just stands out from the other 50 Abercrombie models at the bar or club that night.

Atomic Bombshells Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-11-29T14:02:00.001-05:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I have been trying to meet quality girls. It seems like the only place to meet anyone is bars and clubs. I was wondering what your thoughts were on those online dating services?

Sincerely,
E. Harmon

Dear "E. Harmon,"

Go for it! The world we live in is all about getting everything that you need with a phone call or internet. Sure, a lot of it seems impersonal. Who has the time to be "out there" like that? I can honestly tell you that I know someone who has successfully found suitors with a popular online dating service. Those people are not shy about what they are looking for. Right down to how much money their ideal partner should make. These are people who are looking outside of social gatherings, bars, clubs or chance meetings, to hopefully find the person that completes them. I'm sure like anything else, there will be a few bad dates. If you know what you are looking for, I think you could probably have a some success with something like match.com. I say give it a try! Be honest about what you are looking for. It never hurts to try, especially if you are not having that much success, elsewhere. Best of luck to you!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

She Got Me Thinking Of A Master Plan, Nah I'm Lyin. Hottie On My Mind

2008-11-25T11:00:00.003-05:00

Heather Elizabeth

Good morning, homos...oh, homeys. Typo. Please call GLAAD and inform them of my typing error. I'm gonna be boxer brief today because sometimes words aren't really needed. Today we are bringing you an absolute cutie. Heather Elizabeth (double the name, double the hotness) is here to whisk away all your woes. This cutie comes to us from Delaware (Dela-where?), but she is a Philly girl at heart. She used to work (and still might) at club 27, one of Philly's premier hotspots, and you can find her gallivanting all over the tri-state are tryin to get the paper, Holmes. Sorry, I fell asleep with MTV Jams on so I've got that slang on my brain. Heather Elizabeth kinda reminds of a young Sarah Michelle Gellar, except she's got a much better body. In fact, her ass is incredible. She got a Donk. Let's hear what this cutie pie has to say about herself.

My name is Heather elizabeth

im 20 years old (4..14..88)

im a full time nanny in delaware

I graduated night school(hight school diploma) and savin up to start college next fall to become either a pediatrician or children counsler

I love to spend time w ma family and friends go to the beach and swim in the ocean =)&& im addicted to watchin MTV!

She's addicted to MTV too! We could watch MTV Jams, and release our inner Lil Weezy F Baby (please say the Baby). If she becomes a pediatrician, does that mean that she'll have a nurses outfit? Naughty Nurse? She's got a high school diploma, and she has dreams of moving forward in her life. That's what we like to see. Someone who's never exactly settled in...always moving forward to improve themselves. It sounds like Heather had a rough patch, but everyone makes mistake and hopefully we are able to get up, brush ourselves off, and move forward. So listen to this hotties advice, and you too may be able to score yourself a Club 27 girl with ass for days.

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a guy do to impress the lovely Heather Elizabeth?

A: For a guy to impress me he must

1. must show respect, and not come up to me say 'hey mami what good' be a gentleman.

2.Please dont act hardcore, we like bad boys but if another guy looks at me dont try to jump down anyone throat

3. i know this sounds superficial, but please try to keep your teeth nice, i cant stand black teeth =( i know for a fact there are clinic that can do your teeth mad cheap.

what i like in guy,im a sucker for the perfect smile and the gorgeous eyes!

The Roxx Is In The Building!

2008-11-24T09:38:00.003-05:00

Crystal Roxx

Wow, so much for my Phillies Championship high. Any remnants of it was completely erased by what can simply be described as the "What The Hell Just Happened" Eagles game yesterday. But quit the panicking and saying McNabbs done and this and that. It's similar to a starting pitcher....Hamels gets pulled early sometimes too! Sometimes it's just not working and benching McNabb might light that fire back up under his ass. So let's stop with the Kolb for President campaign. Today, we're bringing you the lovely and semi-crazy Crystal Roxx. She's part blonde haired bombshell, part gangsta (what! what!) and allll hottie. Not only is Crystal hot but she's got a halfcrazy personality that guaranteed to always keep you on your toes. Crystals been a Coor Light promo girl, so odds are you've seen her galloping all over Philly representing the Coors Light brand. Just hopefully you're a real man, and you aren't drinking that piss. I've gotten drunker off NyQuil than off Coors Light. What I like about Ms. Roxx the most is that bubbly spontaneous personality I previously mentioned. She's always going to keep you entertained, or constantly get your ass kicked, but it's gotta be fun going out knowing, "Shit, something could go horribly wrong tonite with this girl around."

Crystal enjoys Reality Tv, Tanning, working out, Reading books and hanging out with good friends. And her friends are hot.....and then there's also some big dudes she hangs out with, who I'm sure can fight cause I think Ms. Roxx has nooooo problem starting some shit. She really is hot though. Let's not get away from that. Flat stomach, great asspiece, and a gorgeous smile. Crystal can easily change me to a blonde man, plus read her advice...she even gave some for the ladies.

Tip of the Day

Q: Crystal tell us a little bit about what you look for in a guy, and give these ladies a little piece of advice to while your at it, eh?

A:Dating tips, just be yourself. Guys love that, and a girl who can be silly classy and just hang with the guys at the same time!

What I look for in a male is a great sense of humor, great smile, nice butt and can hold a great conversation I also love a Driven man with goals that he strives to succeed in.

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-11-22T12:24:00.001-05:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I feel like I was cornered into meeting this girl's family on Thanksgiving. We have only been seeing each other for 3 weeks. She's really cool and I like hanging out with her but I'm not into this at all. I said yes, in the midst of a wonderful date. She asked me if I would "stop by" her family's house on Thanksgiving to say hi and have a drink. Okay, not a big deal. Then last night, she was like, "I can't believe you are coming to meet my family for Thanksgiving!" Well, when she said it like that, it just sounded completely different than "Hey, you should stop by my families house on Thanksgiving, and say hi have a drink with me." It seems so much more casual and less pressure when she said it that way. Now, she is so excited about it. It has a totally different vibe and I don't want to go. Do I make any sense? How do I get out of going without her hating me?
Sincerely,
Do NOT Want to Meet The Parents

Dear "Do NOT Want to Meet The Parents,"

I actually understand exactly where you are coming from. Her presentation was false. She probably had more expectations of the "stopping by on a major family holiday." She was probably nervous when she asked you and completely down-played the situation and what it meant to her. First things first, what the hell are you doing "dating" someone around the holidays? If you don't feel that way about this person or you just enjoy her company when you are in the mood for company, phase it out! What's next? What did you buy me for Christmas? Get a grip on this now! Second, tell her exactly what you told me. When it was first discussed, it was not a big deal. Now you feel like it is a big deal and maybe something that you are not ready for. Tell her, perhaps it would be better for you to me her parents on a regular day when there is less pressure and LESS FAMILY around. If she is not a crazy girl, she will understand that it has only been a few weeks and a holiday is not always the best time to have this meeting. If she freaks out, she probably already had your children's names picked out and has practiced writing her first name with your last name, so thank god you dodged that bullet! I hope it all works out for you. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Yo, Yo, Yo HomeGirl, Bow Chicka Wow Wow, Whaddup Shorty?

2008-11-21T09:35:00.003-05:00

Britt

The Bitch Is Back

This is our first ever repeating hottie. We've had the goal of NEVER repeating a hottie, but sometimes beauty and personality transcends so far off the interwebs, that it's just necessary to bring a hottie back. There's also another special reason I brought Britt back. Here's Britt's original post (REAL LINK TO HER FIRST POST), and you may remember her as the hottie who's boyfriend ran her down with his car and put her fine ass in the hospital. Now there's always the old joke, "you read in the papers that so and so was arrested for hitting a woman, but it never explains what SHE did", and I think it's entirely inappropriate here. Because this douchenozzle decided to run down one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, I'm going to repost her now that she's back in full effect. When Britt was "injured" (the extent of her injuries she was kept in a hospital with a friggin HUGE scar on her head.....but like any good piece of silly puddy, she bounced right back to her old form. Let's hear what Britt's up to now.

work: UBS financial Services. yea im awesome.

hobbies: anything outside! hiking, fishing, tennis, golf.... mini-golf that is haha

I try anything.... yes anything once. Well, besides sky diving. I will never do that!! I always wanted to eat chocolate covered bugs. It's apparently a delicacy in other countries.

I am truly unique because I see what you have inside, not on the outside. I am passionate about what I do.

Yeah, bitch! I hope homeboy is sitting at his computer with a box of Kleenex....crying his eyes out at what a douche he is. Look what you gave up, brother! I hope his current fat girlfriend takes a long enough break from eating her bon-bons to read this and realize what a hottie she's following. I seriously think Britt is gorgeous. Beautiful smile, killer body, and she looks good with long or short hair...like a real life Natalie Portman! Take Britt's advice cause if there's ever a hottie on this site you should want....it's this one.

Tip of the Day

Q: What are the top 3 qualities you look for in a homey? Straight Cash? Porn music noises? Or a top notch Gangster Lean?

A: 3 top qualities I find in a man:

1. Humor: you need to make me laugh because I like to be goofy and have fun!

2. Smarts: I enjoy actually having a conversation with a guy that doesn't consist of "yo yo yo" "homegirl" or "bow chica bow wow". Ok the last one I wouldn't mind! haha

3. Daring: Now, I'm not suggesting a guy go streaking, but that would be awesome. I'm just suggesting a guy to not be afraid to show your inner child. Watch freaking cartoons, eat mac n cheese! DO THE WAVE IN PUBLIC! I will marry that guy! haha :)

This Hottie Isn't Your Normal Soprano

2008-11-20T13:10:00.004-05:00

Jocelyn

Lately, we've been aiming to bring you some real quality hotties. I'm talking smart, gorgeous, and accomplished hotties. Hotties who aren't really like us. They aren't concerned with dick jokes, but they still have a sense of humor. They don't go out and get trashed, but they still know how to be the life of the party. Today, we hit the lottery. Jocelyn is incredibly beautiful with eyes that can burn a hole in you. This is wifey material, pimp. Take notes. Jocelyn, give em a little somethin to wet these fellas whistles.

Mon nom est: Jocelyn

J'habite en: The Philadelphia Metro Area

Occupation: Student and CSR for TD Bank

I am adventurous, caring and bright. I love to party, learn about different cultures, art, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I am an opera singer. I am a Soprano and Mezzo Soprano. I play violin for a Quartet at Rutgers and participate in Madrigals. I am exotic. My mother is 100% Peruvian, my father is Puerto Rican of Spanish, German- Israeli, Ukrainian descent. The only reason why I bother mentioning all is because of the different traditions that have been embraced and passed down from generation to generation. I did not really know about my culture until I looked into the origin of some of the traditions and the different foreign platters that are prepared by different family members. Anthropology is really interesting to me and I thought about taking it up in college, but I always wanted to be a lawyer and I love music. I like learning different languages. I am currently working on French. I speak Spanish and Italian and obviously English. I am also interested in Politics and I love hearing about different perspectives on mediating issues among different countries.

I could have gone to many of the schools I applied to, but each one was missing the Philadelphia flair. The school I did want to go to was a little beyond my reach at the time. I assumed that I was bright enough to excel in UPenn, but they thought otherwise. I got into UMASS in Amherst and was convinced I was going to go despite the cost. My financial situation was not necessarily what kept me in the metro area, but the thought of going to a totally different place where I knew no one was the reality check I had when I walked through that immense campus. It was beautiful yes, but I felt homesick. I would not be able to walk around the art museum let alone party at local clubs where the doors were open to me because of the people I knew and who they might be. I stayed. I remained on a campus where I felt embraced. Rutgers- Camden. Why you ask, its the thought of knowing I could still run over the Ben Franklin bridge and run back within an hour admiring the water as it glistens in the sun. It is a research university where whatever is intriguing to you will be a research topic they will acknowledge. It is that I could just walk over the bridge to Philadelphia and be in another world and find everything and anything that catches my eye. It is the open mindedness of the Philadelphia area that is unique. From its history to now it truly is a remarkable embracement of American culture and truly the place where it began. The cultures and traditions the colorful ethnicity's that compose this city are unique. Its debonair flair is attractive to all who like to taste fine wine in chic restaurants and spend a glamorous evening at an event in the Art Museum. The sports, the spirit, and that passion this city has are captivating. I love Philadelphia. It's great. It’s truly exciting.

Woooooow, theres so much to talk about! I'm not even gonna try. I was completely caught off guard. I mean, you never really know what response your going to get, but something about this response was so sexy. It's like crazy confident, yet cool. She knows herself, and I'm sure most of us would like to get to know her too. I'm just awestruck Accomplished violinist, brilliant mind, beautiful smile. This is why we do this site. JOCELYN is the type of girl I want to learn how to talk to. So here you go, fella. Take the advice...

Tip of the Day

Q: What can a guy do on a first date to impress you?

A: On a first date, a girl loves to here about you and loves to engage in conversation. Be genuine and speak whatever is on your mind. Never let awkward silence occur, and if it does, ask about your date. Maybe she has something to say that can lead into an excellent conversation. Guys you should always listen. Girls love to clue you in on helpful insight on how to make them happy. Be honest. Make her smile. Laughter is definitely the best way to break the ice. I personally love funny and witty guys.
Sophistication is sexy no matter what style you are influenced to convey.

"CrabCakes And Football...That's What Maryland Does!"...They Forgot To Add "Poorly"

2008-11-19T09:25:00.007-05:00

Colleen

Welp, the World series high is officially over for me, and it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts by the rest of the Philly Sports teams. Eagles don't really know how to play their own game, Sixers have an 80 million dollar player prima donna who can't figure out how to play with our new 80 million dollar post man. And the Flyers...god knows what they are doing. I don;t even pay attention to hockey anymore. Today we've got the freshly turned 21 Colleen. Colleen currently lives in Salisbury, Maryland (Love their steaks! Same place right?) cause its where she goes to school. But every summer and winter break you can catch her flaunting her shit in Philly. Now it'll just legally be at the bar. Let's see what this cutie has to say for herself!

I'm a junior at Salisbury University in Maryland about 30 miles outside of Ocean City. I'm majoring in Public Relations. I work at Phillip's Crab House in Ocean City, Maryland when it's open from May-October to help pay for school. I just turned 21 last Tuesday (11/11 baby!). I'm a huge party girl, and I love to go out. I was a pitcher for my high school softball team and we were South Jersey Group 2 champions my senior year in 2006. I'm a small town girl and I hate all the drama that goes along with it. I've got a couple of haters and I've heard some of the craziest rumors about me before. All I can do is laugh it off, it doesn't really effect me anymore. I love love love watching sports...especially all the Philly teams! Baseball is my favorite and I'm in love with Shane Victorino. I'm planning on auditioning for the Real World next year. I'm kind of addicted to watching reality shows. I'm very independent and can take care of myself. I definitely miss Philly when I'm away at school and there are definitely times when I crave a genuine Philly cheesesteak...it's just not the same around here in Maryland! I'm a huge girly girl and it is very rare that anyone will ever see me without makeup or not dressed up! I just love to party and have fun and I don't really have time for any drama between school and partying haha. I think I'm a fun, confident, genuinely nice girl...but I won't put up with anyone's bullshit and I always stand up for myself. I'm not fake, you will know if I don't like you. But I give everyone a chance and I like everyone until they give me a reason not to.

Drama free and a Phils fan....sign me up.

Tip of the Day

Q: Colleen, what are your top 3 traits you look for in guys? Is it the Size of their "Sack Lodge" (get it? Like a play on the wedding crashers thing?)

A: I think the 3 most important traits that I look for in a guy are trustworthiness, ambitiousness, and caring. Nobody wants to be with a guy that they can't trust. There's no point in lying because you are most likely going to get caught at some point! I'm from a small town so I know that the truth always comes out eventually!! So guys don't think that you can get away with everything, because at some point you WILL get caught. It's important for a guy to be ambitious and actually want to make something with his life. You don't necessarily have to be college-educated to do something with your life, so if that applies to you, don't let it stop you! Everybody has to start somewhere. I don't want a guy who is lazy and doesn't make the most out of his abilities. I'm going somewhere in my life and I want a guy who can say the same. It's also really important for guys to be caring! Show your girl that you actually appreciate them. This doesn't necessarily mean that you have to spend ridiculous amounts of money on them. Trust me, even a compliment can go a long way...as long as it is sincere!

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy...It's Really Turns Her On

2008-11-17T10:16:00.004-05:00

Jenna

So we get this email on Friday....the norm...I wanna be on Philly Hotties, my friend thinks I'd be good for it yadda yadda. It's got pictures attached, so I'm like, "all right, let's see what happens" Now, let me explain that the emails we normally get are from husbands who are trying to surprise their wives and want us to put them up with no permission from the wife. Or it's a guy who has a crush on his local bartender and hopes to make her mildly famous for a day. I open all these emails with reluctance, somehow wondering what could be the issue with this one. When I opened Jenna's pictures, my jaw dropped. This girl is smokin hot. Easily a 9. Like so hot, I'd marry her right now and change my whole lifestyle as to not piss her off. So now I'm interested enough to read the email, and I find out...wow, this girl has a bright future too! I think we've hit the user submitted email right on the head. Hollllly crap this girl is hot. Stunning. Brunettes do it for me. And she's a dreamer. So let's see what this little Bensalem hottie has to say for herself....

i danced for 17 years at a local studio mostly ballet. im currently attending the art institute of philadelphia for fashion merchandising and visual marketing. Ive been single...well forever! but im convincing myself that im not a mutant im just waiting for the right guy! i put hot sauce on almost everything! and nothinggg is too spicy for me! i love to bake! i make the best cakes! i hope to one day open my own dress boutique, bakery and flower shop! I am working as a nanny right now its in interesting job never a boring day with twin 2 yr olds to chase around. the cheese cake factory is my favorite restaurant...but i dont think ive ever even had the cheesecake!i love getting dressed up and going out but sometimes i want my victorias secret sweatpants and a will ferrell movie! country music is my favorite and kenny chesney is the love of my life =)

Whoa..there's a lot going on here. And it's all wrapped up in the beautiful package. Did Christmas come early? I don't know what I like more about Jenna. The brains, beauty, or the future ahead of her. Ok, I know what I like best and it's all visual. I'm a guy, we're visual creatures. But she stole my heart when she said she loves country music. It's like the perfect ending to my redneck fantasy. Imagine the first date, we can go tractor riding, shoot guns, and drink Pabst blue ribbon! Whoever said dreams can't come true never met his hottie and my redneck family. She's also a dancer....which bodes well for the future. Specifically...she's always gonna have a slammin figure. Plop on top that gorgeous face, and we're in hottie heaven. Emails have become that much more fun! And she's single....which I'm sure all of us are more than willing to help her out with. Right, fella? So hop on the old John Deere, grab your sweetest set of cowboy boots, and you too can try to impress this hottie. She's absolutely stunning.

Tip of the Day

Q: Jenna, Describe ur dream first date for us. Where is it. What do u do, how does the guy act etc...

A: well first of all..the guy would pick me up! i dont know whats with guys asking u to meet them all of the sudden i know gas prices are still a little high but come on! then we would go somewhere where you can actually talk and get to know eachother, not the movies guys! save that for the 3rd date! i think dinner is the perfect first date..somewhere different though, not your local applebees. i love italian food so maybe somewhere around the italian market! then maybe walk around the city afterwards. On the first date i would hope the guy would be outgoing but still polite and being himself!!! im obviously interested if i agreed to go out with you, dont act like someone else! and not nervous! or at least hide it so i dont feel uncomfortable! and door opening is a must and that should last wayyy past the first date! most importantly try to keep conversation going so i dont feel like im yapping ur ear off just to avoid an awkward silence! and most importantly dont text or call me as soon as u get home! make me think about u a little all girls will agree that theyll be more interested if the guy isnt overly eager! and if in 3 days you are still thinking about me send me some flowers! cala lillies please =)

I imagine a dinner date with Jenna would go like this : ME: "ummmmm, wow, hmm ok. Your pretty. Teehee" Jenna: "Seeya, freakshow" Me: "ok byeee"

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-11-15T12:54:00.001-05:00

Myspace.. The new nightclub for singles??? Or an excuse to behave badly?

The endless emails that my girlfriends and I, get on myspace from guys fishing the internet for women! I truly believe that I have heard it ALL! I get it, with a name like "Atomic Bombshell," a pretty photo, I'm just asking to be picked up on, right? If that's what you think, you are dead wrong. Shame on you for not taking the time to read my profile. Guys on myspace have become outrageous with the content of their emails. I'm not saying you can't find someone to date from myspace, if that's what two people are looking for. I'm simply saying that people use their myspace/facebook, as a tool to re-create themselves. Some people behave in ways that they would not,in a real life meeting. It's like being stuck at a nightclub with the guy who keeps trying to dance with you from across the room and send you drinks. UNWANTED. You know when you are out on a Saturday night, trying to pick up girls, you are not being the "real you." You may have some liquid courage and an attitude like "I'm taking chances because I am never going to see this person again." So you might talk to someone that you normally wouldn't. Or 5 someone's that you would not normally talk too. Perfect example;
The movie Singles-
David Bailey: Tonight I'll be the super me. Steve Dunne: What if the super you meets the super her and the super her rejects the super you? David Bailey: Then it's no problem. Steve Dunne: Uh-huh. Why? David Bailey: Because it was never you, it was just an act.

It seems that men have applied a similar logic to myspace. The difference is that it can be so extreme, that it's creepy! They have these alter-ego profiles with half naked women in their top friends. Even if they don't really intend to meet anyone, what if they are married or in serious relationships? They are on myspace to fulfill some sexual ego that is not being met

There are plenty of ways to get to know someone. THINK BEFORE YOU MYSPACE.
There are other people at the end of those emails who get really offended by the presumptions you make, about who they are and why they are there.

HAPPY DATING!

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

We Are The Champions....Of The World

2008-11-13T12:28:00.005-05:00

Justine: Phillies Ballgirl

Let me preface this by saying that Justine has already been one of our lovely Philly Hotties, but when the opportunity to get her point of view on the World series came up, I had to jump at it. I mean, I'm still on this emotional high from being at the game. It's the coolest moment I've ever been witness to. Plus Justine got to be in the parade!!! How many people can say that??? This 20 year old from Bucks County is living the dream, and was kind enough to take us a long for the ride. Besides being a hottie, Justine was a ballgirl for the Phils this year, and I had to know...what was the parade like...what was the World Series like...Justine happened to be working Game 5 (both parts), so she gave us a little insight on what it was like being on ground level for the greatest moment in Philly Sports history in 25 years. Without further ado, here is our inside access to the Phillies Championship. Take it away, Justine!

Hey Philly, I am Justine and a 2nd year Phillies Ballgirl. I was fortunate enough to be the on field ballgirl for game 5 (and game 5 1/2 ha) of the World Series, and can hands down say it was one of the most memorable moments of my entire life. After working during the first half of game 5, I was just happy that there wasn't a rain drop in the sky. Although it was still a ripe 30 degrees my adrenaline was taking over and giving me the warmth that I needed. Being on the field during those last 3 crucial innings was beyond nerve racking. My heart was pounding out of my chest and the crowd was beyond loud. The sea of white rally towels left me with long lasting chills, and when the last strike was thrown I threw my hands in the air and started celebrating with the fans in the seats next to me. When the last batter came to the plate my eyes filled with tears in anticipation of what could possibly be to come. The Philadelphia Phillies, World Series Champions...are you serious??? I can't believe that I can tell my friends and family years to come that I was on the field that October day when the 2008 Phillies took home the first championship this city has seen in 25 years. After the initial night of celebrating, we all knew it wasn't over. This city had a parade to experience down Broad Street. I was so incredibly lucky and got to be on float #1 along with the veteran ballgirls, broadcasters such as Harry Kalas, Wheels, Larry Anderson, Scott Franske, The Sarge, and of course your favorite mascot the Phillie Phanatic. That parade was one of the single most surreal moments of my entire life. It sounds so cheesy but it honestly was a picture straight out of a movie. Non stop cheers, an endless sea of red, confetti filling the air, and the sweet feeling of victory filled the streets of south Philadelphia. The very first time "We are the Champions" played and the crowd sang along brought tears to my eyes because I just looked around and thought of how lucky I was to be apart of such an incredible event in Philadelphia's history. Working for the Phillies these past two years have left me with memories that I will never ever forget. I have experienced some of the most incredible things that I will hold with me forever. But one of the favorite parts of my job is getting to hang out with you, the fans. Every game you show us why you are the best fans in sports. This city deserved a championship this big. So take the time to soak it all in and enjoy. Just think...we could always do this again next year! GO PHILS!

I'd also like to minute to thank Michele, the Ball Girls director. She was more than generous with us this year in allowing the Ballgirls to be on our site. This is a little bit of a different realm than they are used to being on, and I promised I'd keep it PG for them. Many of these girls have day jobs, or are students, so we had to be careful how we promoted them. Michele really went out of her way, and gave us some ridiculous access to one of the greatest moments of our lives. Thanks, Michele. And I look forward to hopefully working with you ladies next year.

You Ain't Got Nothing on Me

2008-11-12T11:59:00.004-05:00

Brea Ferrar

Boy, do we have treat for you today. She is making my job very easy. She has the looks...she has the talent...and she's going places. So, take a number fellas because the line's around the block. Take it away Brea.

Name: Brea Ferrar
Age: 22
Location: South Jersey/Philadelphia area
Occupation: Recording Artist, Singer, Songwriter, Model
Website: www. breaferrar. com

My Little Story: I'm currently signed to a production deal with a company called NoizeTrip, based out of Philadelphia. We've been recording since June, and with the help of our management team, we just started shopping out to record labels in NYC and LA!!! My music is a combination of pop, club, hip-hop, and big beats! My style is based somewhat on a James Bond girl -- alluring and sexy, but not in an overly-done way (aka not showing too much skin!!). With that, we also strive for our song lyrics to be deeper than they appear! So for instance, my new song, "Love Roulette," which is now up on my website, talks about "playing games and gambling with your heart," and it's also about not being scared to take a risk, learning to take a chance on love, and trying your luck with life.

Here's some BIO stuff:

Breá is most recognized as the winner of “American Dreamz,” a national singing competition sponsored by Universal Music and America On-Line, and based on the BlockBuster movie hit of the same name. Upon winning, Breá was flown to Hollywood, CA, featured on FOX 29 News, and also interviewed on FOXs live morning show, "Good Day Philadelphia." While in Los Angeles, Breá made a VIP guest appearance at Universal Studios for the red-carpet movie premiere of "You, Me, and Dupree" (starring Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson, and Matt Dillon) at the ArcLight Cinema in LA.

Breá recently sang the National Anthem for a sold-out crowd of over 45,000 people at a Philadelphia Phillies-Boston Red Sox game.

In addition, Breá was dubbed "Top Female Vocalist" after competing in a Walt Disney World talent contest, performing one of her favorite cover songs, Mariah Carey’s "Vision of Love."

Furthermore, Breá sang on August 3rd at the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences banquet at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia for the local Emmy Award nominations and was also the featured vocalist at the black-tie Mid-Atlantic Emmy Awards ballroom ceremony on September 9th.

Lets put it this way... you got NOTHING on this hottie!

Tip of the Day

Q: What are three qualities you look for in a guy?

A: 3 qualities I look for in a guy: Someone with an athletic body (but not a meathead jock, just the sporty type!!), someone I can trust and rely on, and someone who appreciates the little things!!! Oh, and he has to have good teeth, too!! haha

2008-11-11T10:00:00.006-05:00

Smashley!

Blonde or brunette...blonde or brunette...blonde or brunette...I struggle with this question on a daily basis. It's my own personal e=mc squared. It's something I don't think I'll eve have an answer to on which I prefer....blonde or brunette. See? I'm struggling right now with it. But what happens when you find a hottie who can pull off both? And look good doing both? I'd have to say problem solved. Smashley, I'm assuming we've got a creative play on Ashley, looks smokin hot as a brunette OR as a blonde. This 22 year old Bensalem hottie definitely looks like she knows how to have a good time, and doesn't mind being the life of the party. A little goofiness plus a little hotness goes a long way. Let's see what this family oriented hottie has to say...

i work for an internet company full time and i love it. My two little brothers mean the world to me. My nails are always done and i spend money like its my job. im pretty high maintenance but i can have fun doing pretty much anything. I go out to the bar every thursday night. i don't care what people think of me and i avoid drama at all costs. Im very blunt and I tell it how it is.

So don't cross her family or she might kill you. This hottie is also a firm believer in fate, hence the tattoo on her lower back that spells out.....FATE. I don't know how much I believe in fate, but it's possible that Smashley could sway my opinion on anything. All she'd have to do is flash one of those smiles and I'm sold. Soooo to recap, full time job, a little high maintenence (Men don't care about high maintenance as long as you can afford your own shit), and absolutely stunning girl next door appearance. I'm sold...where can I sign up for this fate thingy, and how the hell can I win over a hottie like this? I also can't dismiss the obvious here....Smashley has fantastic boobs. Incredible really. Oh, and sometime she doesn't really like to wear pants apparently.

Tip of the Day

Q: What are three qualities you look for in a guy?

A: im very picky when it comes to guys. first impressions mean everything. The first thing that attracts me to guys is usually the way they dress. Eyes, smile, and good teeth are necessary and i like a guy who works out and keeps in shape.

Rock The Cradle Of Loooove

2008-11-10T09:48:00.007-05:00

Jennifer Marie

L-Town Whaddup! Look at this hottie we've got today, boy. I'm officially in love with this hottie. If I were a sculptor, I'd start with Jennifer Marie as my basic outline. She's effin gorgeous. Look at the smile, the yes, the legs. Great hair, too! (I never thought hair was important until I dated a girl with shitty shitty hair) This 21 year old hottie comes to us from Levittown, and she is currently a student at the University of Minnesota attempting to obtain a bachelors in Psychology. Not only is she wicked smaht, but she's also a part time model for Abercrombie and Fitch, so you can usually catch her loungin around in her A&F sweats. Once she graduates and gets a "real job" she hopes to be apart time flight attendant so she can fulfill her dream of traveling the world. This hottie's big into rave music and can also play the guitar. The only thing she can't do is knit. And that's just an assumption. She might be crazy skilled with the yarn for all I know. What caught my eye about this pierced up hottie is not only her looks, but her answer to our question of the best dating advice she could give. She completely caught me off guard with her answer, yet it might be one of the best pieces of advice we've ever received. So let's see what Jennifer Marie and her pearly white smile have to tell us about dating in Philly.

Tip of the Day

Q: JM, what's your very best piece of dating advice for all us Philly freakshows?

A: Well to be perfectly honest. I don't think there is such a thing as "dating advice." It's more along the lines of just being yourself. I could give a ton of advice as to what I would like in a guy and so on and so forth, but really when it all comes down to it.. like I said above it's just being genuine and down to earth. A guy can follow these tips in the blog all he wants, but is that who he really is? or is that the role he is going to play to get a little action? That is what men need to question themselves. Is this who I really am or is this someone I'm going to pretend to be for the night. I feel like this.. eventually in a relationship the chameleon will come out sooner or later, so why not just be yourself from the get go. There isn't many true people out there in today's society let alone good men and when you find one he's definitely a keeper ; ) I've lived all over and the grass has never been greener on the other side, true story. But yes to some it up that is how I feel on that subject. I hope I helped you out.

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-11-08T13:45:00.002-05:00

Hi there. I met this girl which originally turned out to be a business meeting. She had posted an ad looking for help in her business. When I first met her during the dinner meeting, I had no idea what she looked like. When I finally met her for the meeting, I thought she was gorgeous and asked her out a few days later. She agreed. We had scheduled our first dinner date at the same place where we had our initial business meeting, but then she had to cancel due to a business meeting (which I was able to verify and confirm). She said she would have to reschedule but everytime I asked her when she's free, she didn't text me back a response or said she has to check her schedule. That's when I figured she was just trying to back out. But what's confusing to me is that she always texts and calls me every day, asking how my day's going. And everything seems all fine and dandy. We only were seeing each other for about 2 weeks until I decided to end it. I either thought she changed her mind in dating me, or if she was sincere, she was just too much drama for me. I once dated a girl with the same situation and it kept confusing me all the time. When I told her not to call me anymore she freaked out and was very upset and angry. She was a bit but more upset and confused as to why I wanted out. Soon afterwards, she changed her # within less than a day after. My question is given the circumstances, what message was this girl trying to give me? Was she really interested in me? I kept asking her if we're still together at the time and she said of course. Or would you say she's a bit of a nut and I made the right choice in leaving her now before it progressed? I've already moved on to dating someone else a few days after I broke it off with her.

Sincerely
Dazed and Confused

Dear Dazed and Confused,

Some people move at a glacial pace, some people rush right in and get their feet wet. Not everyone moves at the same pace. What was the rush? I honestly feel that after two weeks, if you have to ask her if you were together, then it probably would have been a dramatic road to a relationship. That doesn't mean she's crazy or you're crazy. It just means that you both were running on a different frequency. I would have taken my time and let things unfold more organically. Some people get whacky when they feel like they are being pushed. May I suggest that you take your time with dating the new girl. Stop reading so much into things. It takes a good three months to get to know someone. That's my land mark for dating. It's going to be whatever it's going to be the first month. By that point, you will know if that person is truly wants to spend time with you or if it's going to be casual. Then if you get to three months, it's enough time to get to know them, evaluate your feelings and get a good sense of where things are going. Stop thinking ahead or analyzing everything so soon in the game. Thanks for writing. Best of luck!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Mack Money, You Know It, Take It Out Your Pocket, Then Show It And Throw It

2008-11-06T08:14:00.011-05:00

Mackenzie

When I think Las Vegas, I think the Maloof Brothers, Sinatra and the Rat Pack, and I think Vanessa Marcil, her character is Sam Marquez on television's Las Vegas. Mmmmm Vanessa. Today we've got a real life Vanessa Marcil. Mackenzie recently fled the bright lights of Vegas and headed right here to Philadelphia. In Vegas, she was a hustle and bustle go-getter, on the move and on the scene. And we are more than happy to scoop this beauty up in our arms and welcome her, and her brand new company, The Doll Factory, to Philadelphia. Mackenzie runs a full service modeling, talent and promotional staffing agency. Many of Mackenzie's beauties have been seen on our site including Melissa, Gina, JL Doll, and LUCY!!. Mackenzie has done it all. But I'm going to let Mackenzie explain herself to you a little, I can't fully describe this hottie.

Hey Philly,

My name is Mackenzie and I am 30 years old...yes...I said it...I am 30 and proud. I am married and am the mother of 3 yr old TWINS!!! I moved here last March to open my own modeling agency/promotional company called The Doll Factory LLC (attached is my bio). I moved all the way from Las Vegas...yes I really left Vegas but I still am the Director of Operations for Promotions and Events Management and hope to soon own that company too.

I attended UNLV for 2 years while managing a bank and singing/dancing in a show on the strip. I love to sing and dance and over all entertain people...their is just something about making people smile while doing what you love to do.

Singing, Dancing, childbirth, and business meetings. My mental vagina hurts just thinking about it. TWINS....how the hell do you bounce back like this? And to top it off with all the business endeavours and her own company in Philly, she still has time to hold down a job in Vegas??? What? She lives the life most people dream of, only I don't wanna give birth. Where do these women hang out? How do I find a Mackenzie of my own? I'm awestruck not only by her beauty but her talent. She should be holding seminars on how to be a hot, successful businesswoman. In fact, we should offer that! Mack Money's Guide To Being A Hot Business Woman. Ladies sign up today! I'm really excited to have Mackenzie on today...look how many pictures I used! Now read her advice...and hopefully you can find your own business woman and never have to work again!

Tip of the Day

Q: Mackenzie, what are the main traits you were looking for when you found your lucky husband?

A: So the top 3 characteristics I look for in a guy...when I was searching for my hubby:

1-Honesty- Their i nothing wrong with being up front with your lady. You may not like what she has to say in return but at least you were up front and honest. My husband has hurt my feelings with some of his brutal honesty but in the end at least he was honest and I didn't leave the house wearing something that made me look bad...or I didn't serve that dish that tasted terrible.
But don't forget that their is honesty that won't get your lady hurt or mad...If your lady looks great tell her she looks great Or if you see a beautiful women at a club or a bar approach her in a nice way to tell her she looks nice don't be disgusting.

2-You have to make me laugh- Don't just tell that joke you read in Playboy..be quick whited...poke fun at yourself and stupid things you did during the day. Most times if you open up to her she will open up to you. It makes the getting to know you process a lot easier!!!

3- Goals- You have to have career goals in life. It doesn't matter what type of job you have know...it is the type of job you strive to get that makes you goal oriented. My husband has a great job and makes great money. They other day we were out and he leaned over to me and whispered in my ear I want to make...then he listed an obscene amount of money,,,,by next year. I don't care if he ever sees that dollar amount it is the fact that he has a goal in mind. And him having huge goals makes me have a huge goal. I never would have moved to a city I didn't know anyone and start my own company...and I am doing pretty good if I say so myself.

Ba-Rack-O-Rama

2008-11-05T10:06:00.005-05:00

Shakia

Well, our nations got its first black (African-American, ummm whatever other politically correct term I missed so I don't offend anyone) president, and I could say that from a racial standpoint, WHAT THE F...just kidding. I'm not too concerned with Obama's race as much as I'm concerned with him living up to his word of creating a nation of change. He's obviously qualified to do the job, now he's just gotta live up to his word, as does any politician. Enough politics talk, I touched on our huge change but I'm onto the point of our site. When we asked Shakia to be our hottie of the day, she responded back

I'll answer your questions if you answer one for me: What is your definition of a 'Philly Hottie'???

Shit, what? She called me out, so I sat back on my ride home from work, and was forced to evaluate what I think a Philly Hottie really is....is it just the hottest girl with the least clothing? No, it goes a little deeper than that. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so physically, a hottie can be anything to anyone, but what is it about the personality and make up of a woman that could make her a Philly hottie. I came up with this:

A Philly Hottie is a woman who is not only physically attractive, but mentally stimulating. She's a woman who just as comfortable at a dive bar as she is at a black tie event at the Constitution Center. She's intelligent and driven. For me, the hottest thing about a woman is her drive. Where does she want to be, and what is she doing to get there? We want smart, attractive women who buck the status quo, and can stimulate men physically and mentally. I guess that really we want that Independent woman who can be confident in herself and comfortable with us. In short, a woman who thinks she can change the world and look good doing it.

And we found one...Shakia is definitely a unique hottie. She fits these our description perfectly. She's politically aware, well versed, and accomplished author, a mother, and gorgeous. she's got that Jill Scott/Lauryn Hill neo-soul type look to her. She's got style, grace, and a touch of class. but let's here it from Shakia as to why she's a Philly Hottie.

Well, since there's so much to me, I'll try to be short and summarize:

-I work full-time

-I go to school full-time in the evenings at Temple University majoring in Human Resource Management

-I'm the proud mother of 2 sons (my 17 year-old is about to graduate 12th grade and go to college and my 9 year-old is class president of his 4th grade class)

-I'm the author of a book of poetry entitled "Pink Skies"

-When I get free time, I like to spend time with my big family, write and travel. I love art in any form (poetry, art, music, fashion, etc.)

Wow....and I thought I was busy. Beauty and brains don't mix together like this too often, so let's hear what it takes to impress a Philly Hottie.

Tip of the Day

Q: What are the 3 characteristics you look for in a Philly guy?

A: As far as the 'man' question, if I was looking, it would be hard to narrow it down to 3 characteristics but I would say:

1. Driven/Determined - Always have some kind of goal and be working toward something; trying to better himself and stay focused; but still have time to be thoughtful and considerate where I'm concerned.
2. Swagga - A certain confidence and sex appeal; but not a cocky 'ego-maniac'
3. Honesty - Always be straight up. I can't stand liars, game-players and B.S.'ers

Ushering In A New Era: Glamour Bitch Hot

2008-11-04T13:33:00.005-05:00

Alexis

All Professional Photo By Glamour Bitch

Some people are just pretty. A lot of times you head out to the city, and all the girls look like plastic Barbie Dolls, with breasts bigger than my head, and lips that are so pumped full of shit that they look like ducks. Occassionally, you find a hottie who looks just as good naturally as she does made up. It's a new style of hottie comin to Philly, and I'm callin this style Glamour Bitch Hot. If you've had a photoshoot done by the infamous Glamour Bitch, you know you're downright beautiful. Alexis, here, has had 3 separate photos shoot with her. Alexis is Glamour Bitch ot. It's a natural beauty, like i said. I like Alexis for the sole reason that, not only is she beautiful, but she embodies everything a Philly Hottie should be. She's intelligent, a hardworker, beautiful, responsible, and most importantly slighty crazy when drunk. Just Kidding!!! But this girl knows how to have a good time. Let's hear it straight from this beauty herself...

I am a 2005 graduate of LaSalle University and I currently work for a real estate attorney in Marlton, NJ as a paralegal. I love going out with my best girlfriends to philly and dancing like the night will never end! You can always find me at places like G Lounge, Pearl and Vango where the scene is just my style. I am the most comforable in a dress and stilettos, and you will rarely find me sweatpants and sneakers. I'm a HUGE Philadelphia Flyers fan and will pay any amount of money to be at a game in the first row, banging on the glass!

College Grad. ParaLegal....Flyers fan? What...when I think Flyers fan, i think Nascar and Budweiser...not stilettos and LaSalle. If the Flyers have fans like this, why don;t they advertise it??? Put her on billboards with "BANGIN" ON THE GLASS!" plastered across the top. It would be awesome. Not only is Alexis a true Philly Hottie, butthe brains add to the mystique. Smart, sexy and confident....what more could a guy want.

Tip of the Day

Q: What are the main charateristics you look for in a guy?
A: The top three characteristics I look for in a guy are a sense of humor, a great smile and confidence, without being cocky. If a guy can make me laugh, I will love them forever. Whether it is stupid humor or extremely sarcastic, it makes a guy super sexy when you can put a smile on a girl's face. You are guaranteed a good time with a guy who can make light of any situation! Guys, listen up...having a great smile includes taking care of your teeth! Nothing is worse than a gorgeous guy approaching you and when he opens his mouth all you see is terrible teeth! But, if you have the right smile that makes your face light up when you see your girl walk in a room, it can make anyone's heart melt! And being confident without being cocky is a huge turn on. Any guy who can present himself in a way where everyone knows how great he is without him telling you every second is a keeper. We don't need a guy who takes longer than us to get ready, checks themselves out in every mirror they see, brags about the money they make or talks about how girls fall all over him. Just be yourself and let us find out for ourselves how great you really are!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-11-01T12:33:00.004-04:00

Romance and Halloween may sound strange, but I honestly think it's a hot combination! With ghosts, witches and monsters roaming free on the streets, why not cling to someone for a little protection? There is nothing more exciting and intense, than adding a little adrenaline!

My advice for this weekend;

Go out on a date this weekend! It's the perfect night for candles and scary movies! There is just such a different feeling on Halloween, than any other holiday. It's the crisp fall air, the moon, the clouds and a mysterious sexy feeling. AND NOTHING IS MORE SEXY THAN VAMPIRES! I don't care who you are, everyone thinks that vampires are hot! I found some vampire online dating for my closet vampire fetish readers.

http://www.gothicmatch.com/

http://www.vampireflirt.com/

In honor of this weekend, I have selected my SEXY VAMPIRE PICKS

#1. Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned

#2 Sadie Frost "Lucy" from Bram Stoker's Dracula

#3 Julian, the Prince of the City in the series Kindred: The Embraced

#4 Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire

Don't forget that Saturday, November first is the Day of the Dead! Have a fun and safe weekend!
XO
-Atomic Bombshell

Maria, Maria....You Remind Me Of A Westside Story

2008-10-31T11:08:00.004-04:00

Maria

Soooo my boss is a grinch, and I'm now stuck at work wondering what's going on in the Streets of Philadelphia (naaa na na na). I feel like it's compelte pandemonium, and I'm one of the only suckers left out. It's like everyones getting laid at the prom, and I'm in the bathroom passed out drunk. So as the city of Philadelphia cheers on its WORLD CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES, I'm going to cheer on today's hottie....the lovely Maria. Please remove your jaws from the floor, fella. It's unbecoming. Now, everyday basically I brag about how hot and beautiful the girls on our site are, but this time I'm honestly smitten. Maria is absolutely gorgeous....possibly the perfect package. For starters just look at her, she's absolutely flawless. Gorgeous girl next store face, with a killer hot girl at the gym body, mixed with the Sex and the City sense of style. She's even a bartender on top of it, so as I've explained before, your drunken blunders will go largely unnotticed cause bartenders see all sorts of drunken idiots. Just don't use the drunk card too often. So now that's we've bragged about Maria's beauty, let see what really makes this hottie unique.

My name is Maria im 22 im in my senior year at rowan university, my major is law and justice studies. I work at a local bar around my school part time as a bartender. I was born in Colombia, and my parents moved to the united states when i was 5 years old. I usually spend my time studying, partying, bartending and working out.

Ok, so she's the hot girl in your class, the hot girl at work, the hot bartender, and the hot girl at the gym. She's also a law and justice major, which woulda worked out well for me with my little Medford Lakes run-in and subsequent fine. So she's super smart on top of the looks, which makes this girl the perfect package. Honestly, if I could draw up my starter wife.....this would be her. Brains, beauty, style, passion and personality. Colombian women are known for their passion and their beauty, and Maria is certainly no exception.....so let's find out what makes this hottie tick.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your beeeest piece of dating advice for all of us shy Philly guys?

A: my best piece of advice for the shy single guy in philly is to exude confidence, not to be mistaken with cockiness. Girls naturally flock to guys that carry themselves confidently. So make sure to stand tall and and demand being noticed, itll make you feel better and hopefully draw the attention of the hot chick you've been drooling over all night.

Your 2008 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies

2008-10-30T10:43:00.004-04:00

It's done...the curses, the hexes, and all the anger and pain (ok, the pain's gone, anger not so much) the Phillies won the World Series. It was beautiful....as "We Are The Champions" hit the sound system, tears rolled down my face. The sheer joy of watching the last strike in person sent me into a frenzied combination of jumping, screaming,,maybe crying (MANtears only), Hi Fiving and texting. This is equivalent to farting, burping, sneezing, and coughing all at the same time. It sounds impossible, yet somehow millions of people pulled it off last nite. The guy in front of me hugged me...the guy next to me hi-fived...I screamed...The girl next to me kissed the old man in front of me. I jumped onto my seat and started pumping my fist in victory for the Phillies...but more importantly for us. For the fans...the city. It's for the players like Pat Burrell and J-Roll, the longest tenured Phillies, and guys like Charlie who's the constant underdog. It was a big Eff You to Fox, Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, and Ken Rosenthal. To all the "anal-ysts" who had us going down in 5 to LA...what have you got to say now?

To steal from Lenny Dykstra...Didn't We????!!! Didn't we just roll over every team to face us in the playoffs? Didn't we just not lose a playoff game at home? Didn't we have a closer that went 48 for 48 in saves this year. DIDN'T WE!!! As fans, we've been receiving thanks and praise from the players and management (not so much form national media), but it's time we thank this group. Without these guys coming out and never saying die, this season would never exist. This feeling we feel now, gone. So thanks Phils. Thanks for a memory that will last my whole life. Thanks for giving us a story we can pass on to our kids and our grandkids.

Jenkins hitting his double

G'day, Bloke. I Sure Do Fancy Your Hotties

2008-10-29T11:05:00.007-04:00

Tara

I'm not talking about the Phils today because I don't wanna jinx anything. Let's just hope that I'm back here tomorrow telling you about the greatest half of a baseball game ever. Today we.ve got the lovely Tara. This cutie is currently in England, but she always heads back to the Illadelph (Roots Reference!), and even flew in last week. She sounds like a live life by the seat of your pants type, and I'd love talk more about this leggy brunette, but you gotta hear this to believe it. It sounds chaotic, but amazingly, she's got it all under control. Smooth as Ice.

Im 26 and i have an 8 year old son. As you can see form my pictures im petite with a nice backside.LOL. I currently live in England. Im working as a restraunt supervisor and waitress in a Hotel. I have been here since July and will be returning to Philly in the summer. Im originally from Philly I worked in Old City all last year at my favorite bar Nicks Roast Beef on 2nd. I love to travel and have been to alot places I lived in Budapest Hungary for two years and traveled to Italy and some other countries in that time as well. I love to swim and dance ,although im not a super dancer but when im drunk i like to think I am. I take an aerobics class once a week always something different. Last week was a dance aerobics class, its a fun way to work out. I currently started taking a ballet class which i enjoy alot. But no matter where i go I always come back to Philly I love Philadelphians there the best around.

As far as dating advice goes I would say be yourself and be honest. Im probably the last person to ask for dating advice Im living with my soon to be X Husband and I have a boyfriend waiting for me back in Philly. Who i just flew over to see last week and so we could go to th Rise Against concert together. Im always up for meeting new people and I love to go out to eat, so if the guy is nice and i mean nice plus easy to talk to ( of course the restaurant choice helps ) I usually say yes. I think if a guy likes a girl and has a plan before the awkwardness of conversation and he just goes for it the worst that can happen is she says no. Its not that serious.

See sounds like a lot to take in right? But this hotties awesome. She's even been to LegoLand in Englad and loves to travel. One question though....after Budapest and England, doesn't it suck to come back to the Jersey Shore??? One would think, but Tara thoroughly loooooves Phily. If you've never been to Nick's Roast Beef, get your ass down to Old City and eat that shit, son. It's awesome. Tara's not afraid to let loose and just be herself. Gorgeous, and fun. I'm lovin the legs on Tara, and the booty. Nice backside! Let's get onto the ever important advice...

Tip of the Day

Q: If you were responsible for planning a first date for a guy...what would you do and why?

A:If I had to plan the first date Im pretty easy to please and I know what i like and what breaks the ice. I would say we meet up at a local bar in the city have few social drinks. Then we could go to the comedy club on south street ,laughter is a goood ice breaker, plus we would have something to fill the moments of awkward silence during dinner, in between talking about our selves . The restraunt (well this is a tuff one i dont know what kinda budget my date is on or if im paying my half) oh but i just thought of the perfect place...Continental Midtown because they have the rooftop bar which is really great at night and if we get cozy its the perfect spot. So we can eat inside on the fun swinging chairs and if we can still stand each other after dinner we go up to the roof for a drink and some cuddling(maybe). That sounds like a nice night to me for the first date.

Continental Midtown....(scribbles furiously in notepad)

Nottie of the Day

2008-10-28T08:43:00.004-04:00

Instead of hotties today, we will be discussing EZ Bake ovens and Barbie dolls. I'm just absolutely disgusted with Bud Selig right now. Let me explain.. I'll break it down in average economic terms....I got a World Series ticket...let's say it cost me 200 dollars, If I make 13 dollars an hour AFTER tax, that's 15 hours of work that game just cost me. Roughly 2 days of work. Add on to that the 3 hours I had to leave work early it's 36 more dollars. So as of now we're at 18 hours of work and 236 dollars this game has cost me. This is before I even touch the gravel parking lot. On the way down, we get a 12 pack. 13 dollars even, and that's one more hour of sweat and tears. On my way into the gorgeous stadium, I grab a Bubba Burger and order of fries and a Budweiser or whatever they re selling. 20 bucks, one and a half hours of work. During the game, I may drink 6 beers at 7 bucks a piece, and theres 42 dollars. 3 more hours of work. Oh, and it rained so I need a new Phillie's hat. 35 dollars. 3 hours of work. Did I mention parking...last nite my normal 10 dollar lot.....30 bucks...3 more hours. Fuck, and I tipped Tom, our usher 10 bucks for being awesome. 1 hour. Shit adds up, Budward Selig.

Total Tally for one game. It cost the average fan 27.5 hours of work at 13 dollars post tax = 357.50 for one game.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! The jackoff Bud Selig wants to suspend the game...HOOORAY!!!

So noooooow, I have to get off of work AGAIN.....3 hours early....39 dollars. Pay for parking again....30 dollars, 3 hours. Fuck Tom the Usher this time, I'm on a budget. Another 12 pack. 1 hour, 13 bucks. 3 beers for the short game....21 bucks. 2 hours of work. Not too mention the 2 hours of work I'm going to spend TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORK. 26 bucks. And the three hours I get out early again.....39 bucks. And I'm stopping there.....I'm not even going to build onto this mountain.

Total Tally for a 2 day World Series Game....41 hours @ 13 bucks an hour (post tax) = $533 even. Time and Money.....How about we make the millionaires play the game in a weeee widdle bit of rain. Sure the field was a mess...but how else would we do it? This shit can't be perfect. I PAID to be there....remember that Bud. We, as fans, pay our hard earned money to watch this beautiful game. How dare you make us come back another day, unless you personally plan to foot the bill. We've waited out games until 4:10 in the morning, you pompous old ass. I'm sorry if your Bridge Club might miss a few innings once their Lunesta kicks in, but ITS NOT ABOUT YOU...it's about us. The diehards who waited our whole lives for that moment....We bleed Red and spit Green. We've risked our jobs and our lives for this playoff run alone. Add that over 25 years and there's alot of blood and sweat in that time. To put this game off one more night is a travesty. You've made the game a fucking joke. I don't want a 5 inning win. I wanna sit in the rain, watching the players slide across the tarp....I wanna go to McFaddens, get piss wasted and arm wrestle strangers until I hear that there's 20 more minutes til we step on the field. This is the beauty of the game, Bud. I want to have rain pelted on top of me as we win the World Series, and create a moment that will be remembered forever. Baseball bridges the gap between generations....and you took it from us, Bud. Now the memory I have is going to the park and having to go back the next day if I can even get out of work. Thanks, pal. Glad to see this whole commissioner thing hasn't taken out the fan in you. Imagine this story, 20 years from now....it was pouring rain. Each drop stung as it pelted our heads, but we all hung in there. 46,000 of us stood and cheered in a monsoon as the Phillies won the World Series. Chills....

This is what its about .... let us live.

Ya Gotta Believe!

2008-10-27T10:16:00.004-04:00

Brielle

Can you taste it, yet? With the thrill of victory right at our fingertips, we're so close to seeing something many of us have never been witness to. And I have the luck of the draw to be sitting at tonite's game as Hollywood Hamels steps on the Tug McGraw sprinkled mound. My heart and mind are racing even though it's only 10 am. I'm ready...millions of us, are ready. This is our time, our year, and our moment. We've dreamed of this our whole lives and have come oh so close to tasting the fruits of a championship...but never have we actually experienced the joy. It's at our doorstep now...pounding on our door just waiting for someone to let it in. Who's gonna turn that knob? Will Burrell step up? Will Howard or Hollywood answer the call? We can only wait now...but there's about 10 hours left until we get an opportunity to answer that door. So let's go. Get up, get out and let's do this shit. I'll be at the game, drunk and stumbling and hopefully by the end I'll be crying mantears of joy. Tugger will be lookin down rallying us on, and hopefully tomorrow this post has a conclusion.

Bucks County brings us some of the finer things in life....wine, rolling valleys and hotties. Gorgeous hotties. Brielle ain't no different. This 19 year old hottie comes to us from Warrington and currently attends Bucks County Community College...wait wha? I've never seen talent like this strolling the rolling hills of Bucks County. I mean, there's some talent wandering around the frozen tundra of a campus, but I'm gonna be on the lookout for this cutie. That vibrant smile is hard to miss. And attaching a tight little body to that smile never hurts to help be recognized either. Brielle is part girl next door, part gangster, and all hottie. Blonde hair and brown eyes, she spends her time working for clubs promoting parties....and she even likes to go fishing (THATS 2 IN ONE WEEK! Time to look into a new hobbie!) And she also likes video games. So what your saying Brielle, is that your possibly the perfect woman? If you can beat my ass in Madden, I'll concur. I think every hottie should have this exact body. Just wow. We switched up the advice this week...instead of finding out what girls expect from us, I'd like to see what they are willing to do for us..and Brielle certainly doesn't disappoint

Tip of the Day

Q: Brielle, if you had to take a guy on a date, and you were responsible for planning the whole thing...what would ur date be?

A: if I had to take a guy on date and it was my responsibility to set it up.....I would take him out to dinner, somewhere nice but not over the top, like Red Lobster , or Texas road house, and then after take him to ultrazone to play lazor tag. I love to eat and i love playing lazor tag its very fun and competitive.

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-10-25T12:03:00.001-04:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I went out with this girl last weekend. We had the best time. We just seemed to be on the same page with everything. At the end of our date, we even sat in the car for another hour, just talking. Everything seemed perfect. I really felt that she was into me. In fact, she kissed me first to say good night. She said she really wanted to see me again in the next few days. She was going home to visit her family but she would call me when she got back. So I just sent her a text the next day to tell her I hope she has a nice time with her family. She didn't respond at all which was no big deal. Then 2 days went by and I got a text saying she will be really busy with school for the next week. She will call me soon. I don't get what happened??? She couldn't wait to see me and we made plans. We had a great time, I thought we really connected. What happened? What do you think I should do next? I only text her maybe twice since?

-Need a Clue

Dear "Need a Clue,"

I say back off. She obviously is very confused. She has other priorities and if she is busting out the "I have a lot going on with school" on you already, then I would start taking some eggs out of that basket. Some people are truly sincere in the moment, but given time to process the situation, they sometimes take the easy road out. I have know plenty of girls who bug out like that. It's unfortunate, but not everyone is like you or I. I think if you back off, she'll come back around again. I still wouldn't look at it as anything more than this for a while. Don't sit around and wait for this girl. DATE!! One great date, doesn't a relationship a make! Keep on, keepin' on! Best of luck to you!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell
Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Visit MicheleKarmin.com and GreenFansTheMovie.c

2008-10-24T10:05:00.007-04:00

Michele Karmin

Photo by James A. Ruggerio

I'm not even gonna speak about Jimmy Rollins and the Phillies today. Their recent play isn't even deserving of space on this website. We're gonna get right into business and talk hotties. And by hotties I'm talking about the Philadelphia singing sensation and Green Fans Calender Covergirl, Michele Karmin. As I spoke about the other day, this Green Fans The Movie is a whole look at the life of Eagles fans in Philly and worldwide. In order to promote the movies, these savvy businessmen just released a calender.....and we're wise enough to put Michele smack dab on the cover! I had the chance to meet this beauty the other night, and I completely missed it. Didn't even realize she was the cover girl til I left. I mean, how cool would I look standing in front of the table...calender open like a playboy centerfold...nodding my head as I match the hottie from the calender to the face in front of me?

Not only is Michele a model, but she's also Philly's next big singing sensation. She's about to release her new album entitled "This Is The Story" so when that shit drops, you better pick it up. Her website is in the works but for now, check out her myspace HERE! (REAL LINK, TRICKS) We've been fortunate this week. We've really got some beautiful, naturally pretty women on our site. And Michele finishes the week off just right, so let's hear what this hotties all aboot!

Ive been in a relationship for over 6 years and secondly, my income comes from gigging at bars so I usually dont go out if i dont have to...Lol, I kno i sound like a loser but I really am just a workaholic...

Im not sure if Im the kinda "hottie of the day" u are looking for...I really cant answer those questions honestly, and i'd rather not lie and make myself look like someone i'm not ...

but i do have hobbies: obviously writing music and performing...i like to collect things like cds, and rare coins ...I have a shoe fetish...and I love remodeling old homes, i enjoy interior design and graphic art..

Oh yeah, she's happily in a relationship. DOH....Michele is another well-rounded gorgeous hottie. Interior design usually means a good sense of style. Another beautiful smile....who isn't a sucker for a great smile? And the body......ohhhh goddamn the body. Outta this world. I'd love to head to one of Michele's shows and catch one of her gigs. Go buy her CD! We need to support our hot local artists! Let's put this hottie on the map and show the world our true colors. Ugliest city my ass! Interior design and graphic art is an obvious sign of creativity, which is a not so obvious sign of a good sense of humor, which rules. Since Michele is in a committed relationship for 6 years, I spun the question a little bit. Let's not find out how to PICK UP this type of hottie. Let's put the old advice to use, then implement Michele's advice on how to KEEP a hottie.

Photo by James A. Ruggerio

Tip of the Day

Q: What traits does your boyfriend have that make him a keeper?

A: Well, to start out, its very hard to stay mad at him. If and when i get into my little fits (aka moodiness, pms, or just plain cranky) he finds ways to make me laugh at the situation, and turns it around so that I cant be mad at him anymore even if i tried.

He supports what I do, and trusts me. He surprises me with things like shoulder rubs, flowers, and occasionally my favorite breakfast in bed - and his crazy surprise dance moves.

I think the most important thing between us is that it always seems brand new. Doing little things to make a girl smile goes a long way, but its also important you dont over do it. Then we just get spoiled ;)

Seriously though...for my outgoing note for the week, I'd like to get serious for a moment. We would like to thank all the hotties we've had past and present. I know this may not be a big thing to most of them, and I want to let all of them know that we really appreciate what they've done for us. A little bit of their time can go a long way. So thank you again for all your help.

Photo by Bryan Pfaff

1 Down, 3 To Go! Keep Phightin!

2008-10-23T08:20:00.006-04:00

Lauren

Ohmygoooooood, we snuck Game 1. I had two keys to the game that I told to my brother....Set the tone early, and sneak one game in Tampa. And we did it. Chase Utley set the tone bright and early, and we actually ripped this game from BJ Upton's out-for-himself hands. Tonite's another biggie...if we can take two in Tampa, it virtually locks the series in. I'll be watching with my Utley jersey on, and a rally towel in my hand to combat the nervousness. But onto bigger and better things, figuratively, not literally, cause the biggest thing on today's hottie is the absolutely incredible smile she's got. On daily basis, I feel pretty good about myself for the quality of hotties that appear on this site, but today I'm ecstatic. Lauren is a 23 year old bartender from Glenolden, who can be found every weekend at Philly's hottest new spot...Buckhead Saloon (real link...click it,trick) . Pure, natural beauty can be hard to find, and I guess it's the whole eye of the beholder thing, but I'll bet every last dollar I have that there isn't one person logging onto this site today who won't agree that this hottie is beautiful. I don't even have any goofy or witty comments to make..... just put your hands on your chin, stare longingly into the screen, and let's see what Lauren has to tell us about herself...

I have a fulltime job in an office answering phones and working on the computer, its not my cup of tea but i took what i could get my hands on quick..but I have a degree in Dental Assisting but I am continuing school to become a hygienist so my job now is just temporary until i pursue my plans. I probably played every sport there was all my life but basketball is my favorite. I won best smile in highschool which is awesome because you can always catch me with a smile on my face :) and I also have a twin sister who also bartends with me at Buckheads! I'm alot of fun to be around and am never in a bad mood. I'm always ready to get the party started and make sure everyone is having fun, ya know shots and dancing!

A twin sister who bartends with her, combined with shots and dancing?? (insert schoolgirl giggles..teehee) Lauren also has a great future ahead of her. There's nothing better in the world than a hottie who is constantly looking to improve her future. I mean, Lauren goes to school and works two jobs?! I can't wrap my oddly shaped head around that. She won best smile in high school, which is no surprise. It's the first thing you notice on Lauren, followed closely by the eyes. The eyes are stunning, too. I mean, the best way to describe this hottie, I guess would just be to say she's pretty. I'll certainly be stopping by Buckhead Saloon to blow my next paycheck To top it off, by all accounts, she's just as fun and personable as she is pretty. She's like an uber-hottie. Besides Buckhead, where are these girls? I swear I never see girls this hot anywhere. Laurens got the type of smile and gleam in her eye that can change your whole attitude for the day. And she plays basketball, so during slow days you can kill time by playing horse or a game of one on one. I'm just gonna stop now...and end this write up with a simple WOW.

Tip of the Day

Q: Since you work at a bar, whats proper etiquette to hitting on a bartender? I generally have a rule that I don't hit on bartenders, waitresses, strippers, or the guy who washes my windows on Packer Ave, cause their paid to be friendly. But if one was to break that rule, whats the best approach to it without getting suckered for tips?

A: Dating can be fun depending on what you are looking for. Dont try to get too serious too quick, and Ladies wait for the guy to call you! Working at a bar as a bartender you have guys trying to either get free drinks or your number.. I just smile and say, "cmon you can do better then that!" of course I will take a compliment here and there, but guys- take it easy we are there to make money lol and we are sober!!! Just be nice and make a small good conversation thats all!

Dickie V....You're Goin Down, Baby With A Capital D!!

2008-10-22T10:19:00.005-04:00

Dana

Today is the day, fella!! World Series tonite! First time in 15 years! This series is more elusive in Philly than Hailey's Comet. And I'm taking time out to write to Tampa Bay's biggest blowhard fan, Dick Vitale. You know him, the ESPN college basketball announcer who has been seen with his cowbell all over national tv. Dickie V....this ain't Duke, clown. There's no winning history with the Tampa Bay Rays. Tonite, we need Rollins to set the tone from the first at bat. we will not be messed with, and we're goin out with our bats blazin.

As for today's hottie, all I can say is "Oh my lord." This is true wifey material here. In fact my mental picture of my wife isn't far off from this....Dana is beautiful, sophisticated, and has an advanced sense of humor! She knows when to part, and when it''s time to just be a sweats wearing, movie watching wife. And she looks good in her Sarah Palin-ish glasses so naughty Vice President is always a bedroom option. In fact, the ONLY downside to this hottie, is that some lucky SOB already realized the potential of this hottie and scooped her up for his own. In fact, Let's hear it from her....

I'm a 27 year old, mother of 2 young girls, and married to my first love. I met him when I was 20 & never was swept off my feet prior because the guys who would approach me just DIDN'T GET IT. They either came across too insecure (Which can be cute but after a while, it's like "grow a set already!...make me proud to show off you as my MAN"), or they came across too cocky, "Look at this watch...this cost me $___" or "I would take you to Le Bec Fin. You know what kind of restaurant that place is, right?" And of course, there's those who never make a connection because they seem dull. So my advice to get a girl laughing & talking from the get go? Before ever even having to buy her a drink? GET HER LAUGHING!

A little sense of humor can go a loooong way. Heck out this advice. It's truly some of the best and most unique advice we've ever had. So step your game up, because this sounds like a foolproof plan. Then again, knowing most of you, foolproof isn't exactly idiot proof.

Tip of the Day

Q: Dana...can you give us the best way to approach an unmarried hottie who may or may not be a hottie?

A: Here's something simple & great that I just thought up & guarantee will get her to the point where you come across as confident and funny...Stand by the girl you want to start a convo with and say, "Ya know, that's just not right. It's not right....", shaking your head jokingly & whatnot. "What? Me?? What are you talking about??" " That guy over there...(and point out the craziest/silliest/nerdiest looking guy) the way you just left him hanging like that after leading him on by popping your booty all up on him, risque dancing & whatnot...it's a little messed up quite frankly...the poor guy is heartbroken now. Look at his face! You should keep those moves to yourself if you're just gonna use & abuse like that".

And keep it going for a minute. She'll know you're messing around & wanta hear what you're gonna say next. So by the time you lead to that next convo she will already think you're confident & a good time! Sure, everyone's sense of humor is diff....so try it or another similar funny accusation!

If that leads to a date, be yourself. Speak your mind & treat not only her, but those serving you (waitress, movie theater attendant) with respect. Don't hold your true personality back because of nervousness. Because if your personality isn't shown, then you're not only wasting her time, but your own as well. You can't figure out if you like someone, their ways, and their sense of humor if it's not put out there! :-)

This Is All The Same Hottie...Cool, Huh?

2008-10-21T08:24:00.004-04:00

Melissa

One more day....one more day until we start the World Series, and for the first time in 15 years, we have a vested interest. I can't take all the analysis of who should pitch when and where, and why....I just wanna play the game. Like DMX said, talk is cheap. So one more day until we get to see what this team is really made of....

Last night I went to an awesome little shindig for the Green Fans The Movie, and I got to show some support to our hotties such as; the lovely Theresa Anne(soon to be our logo!), Jessica, and Tara. Let me tell you, this movie looks awesome. It's a documentary about being an Eagles Fan, with Eagles fans far and wide being interviewed and telling their stories. These guys went all out. Let me also explain how absolutely gorgeous all of our hotties looked. If you get a chance, check out the website. you know I don't ever plug anything on here, so this has gotta be good. Thanks for the good time last night, and good job to all our past hotties! And to top it off, I think I met Fred Barnett.

Today...oh today we've got a chameleon of a hottie, Melissa. This Willow Grovian Hair Stylist, likes to use her own head as her practice ground, and judging by the outcome...she's preeetty damn good at her job. She's constantly switching hair color and style, so it's like you have a different woman every week. Not a bad deal, huh? Kinda puts the blonde or brunette debate to bed. Melissa is 20 years old, and says one of her hobbies is making people laugh. Sense of humor is important to her, so you better bring your A game. She also likes to sing, and she's an admitted party girl! It's like this hottie is a mix between Posh Spice and Joan Jett....a little bit of style blended in with a little bit of a rocker attitude, and I bet she plays a mean Air Guitar.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all of us Philly guys out there?

Ayyyyo: advice for guys: always have a sense of humor and be yourself.

Must Love Dogs.....And Country

2008-10-20T10:19:00.004-04:00

Joanna aka Annie

Bring on Tampa Bay, baby! The Rookie Rays are primed for a classic meltdown. They've been playing above their ability all season and hopefully the pressure busts their pipes. If Howard or any one of our four sluggers gets hot, this series could end quickly. If they get cold, this series can also end pretty quickly. So the nerves are kicking into full gear here. Either way, at the end of this we'll all probably shed a few tears. To brace yourself for the man tears, we've brought on Annie. this Philly Hotties has a great look to her. She's classy, sophisticated, and seems pretty well rounded. I like the overall girl next door look with Annie. A beautiful smile and a sense of style sure can go a long way in winning over the hearts of a city. Let's hear a little bit about what makes Annie stand out in a crowd.

What I do for fun is take my dogs for walks on the weekends, shop, I LOVE fashion but yet I have a whole other side to me, I would put my waders on and go fishing any time of the day! I work two jobs- full time in a Dr's office and part time at a dentist office. I love lounging around, just being low key, reading and especially cooking!

Waders? Annie seems to have a very Sex and the City look, but then she's tossin on waders, and reveals she's just a down home country girl who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. Good thing, cause I'd need her to bait my hook. Worms freak me out, man. This down home girl also has a hankering for some Country Music. Yeeee-haww. Blast on some Tim McGraw, let the dogs run wild in the fields, and let's go fishin'! I'll admit that I love country music. All of it. No lie. I grew up listening to that ish as a kid, and it stuck. I just hope that Annie refuses to line dance to Achy Breaky Heart. That song just about ruined everything good about country music for me. But then again, when we've got a hottie who looks like this, we as men, are generally willing to do just about anything to impress them. And I'm sure that I am not the only one who;s gonna strap on some cowboy boots and grill up some catfish for a shot at this hottie.

Tip of the Day

Q: Annie, can you tell us the very best first date you've ever been on, and what made it so special??
A: The best first date I have been on was with my first love Jason. We were gonna play paintball, but the weather was bad so we just had a late lunch and then played beer pong for hours. It felt like I was just hanging around with my best friend. No worries. Just enjoying each others company!

Beer pong as s first date...thats genius!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-10-18T12:12:00.002-04:00

This week, another amazing article sent in by a reader! This is a HOT TOPIC that we should all pay attention too! Personally, I feel that all the email/texting/IM'ing is too impersonal for dating. I guess if you are going to go that route, this is the way to go?!
XOXO

-Atomic Bombshell

Internet Dating Etiquette

Internet dating & what your email address says about you!

While just a few years ago getting to know someone online via email and IM was a rare thing, today it's all the rage. But be careful about how you choose to present yourself when communicating online. According to the experts, it's not just what you say but how you say it that counts online. Plus, both the "what" and "how" say a lot about who you are - and your potential as a mate.

It all starts with your screen name (or your email address). Take a look at your user name. It reflects who you want to be. If someone's [address] is starwarsforever@whatever.com, be wary.
Research suggests that when you select your name it's okay to be clever, but avoid being cute. Easier said than done, admittedly, but just keep in mind that you want to come off like a grown up, not like someone who's already speaking in cuddly baby talk before you've gone on your first date. Likewise, you want to highlight your best attributes even when being clever. So if you're 35 and you still live at home with your parents (even if it's for a perfectly valid reason) you most likely don't want the username "onthegravytrain." Go for something that accentuates your selling points instead.

Once you've got your username picked out, you may think you're all set, but your Internet etiquette lesson has just begun. When you're first communicating with someone, you want to remember to be brief. Not so brief you're offensive. Things like, "you're sexy" or "like the tattoos" are a little too short and flippant, whereas, sharing your life story is a bit much. A paragraph or two should suffice, and pay attention to spelling and grammar.

For instance, another Internet dater reported receiving the following in response to her appropriate paragraph and a half message:

"It been pretty uneventful as of late. Nothing good or bad happening. Well Hope you had a good weekend or our enjoying one. So what is it you do for work. Are your from maryland."

Aside from the brevity of the response, the grammar and punctuation errors display disregard on the part of the respondent. Remember that if you're interested, you want to seem interested. You don't want to seem like a desperate stalker writing a lengthy missive about the minute details of your last three days that spells out "I can already envision our wedding, first home and three point five beautiful children who will have your eyes" but you certainly don't want to leave doubt as to your intention in the other direction either.

Lastly, when it comes to the cyberchat, consider your use of Internet speak and emoticons. While "lol" may be perfectly permissible multiple times when you're in an Instant Message, several uses of the "laughing out loud" abbreviation in an email suggest a lack of confidence in yourself or your statements (which can be valid as oftentimes tone is difficult to get across in an email).

As Alexandria Robbins, author of Conquering Your Quarterlife Crisis states: "If someone doesn't spell 'you' out in an email, I assume the writer is in middle school. Email is today's form of a postal letter."

Remember when writing an email that it can be saved and re-read. Don't ever write anything you'd be embarrassed about were someone other than the recipient to read it. And for goodness sake, if you're not a smiley face kind of gal, skip it and come up with a sentence. For instance, if you're joking and fearful he won't get it, add the caveat "just kidding with that by the way"... Or in this case, if you're super cyber savvy, spending a lot of time online and you're already IMing with this person, you could even say "jk, btw!" Although, someone else (who is less familiar with you or cyberchat for instance), may find it annoying...

As with anything in dating, the most important thing to remember is to be yourself. Keep in mind that while communicating via email can be easier than making that first call (especially if you're on the shy side!), what you say has just as much impact as if you were saying it face to face. Lucky for you, it can be reworked until you get it right before you hit send - just don't try to sound like someone you're not.

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Dad, I Think My Hotties Gone Crazy!

2008-10-17T10:34:00.005-04:00

Ash

So do we want the Rays??? The Sawks??? I'd like the Sawks just so we could kick the ass of anything Boston, and make all those Massholes weep into their lah-gah beers. How you like them apples?? Today we've got a hottie fo' that ass. Look at the body on this one...she can hold a cup between her boobies.....and to top it off, she's either slightly crazy or extremely sarcastic. AND she's gorgeous. Stunning actually. Either way, I got this email and just about lost my shit. It's ridiculously out of control, and I loved every second of it....It's Friday, I'm at my job hungover for the first time, and no amount of Red Bull or Amp can fix me today. So let's get on to the poetic styling of Ash (dims lights, starts beatnik music)

Well where do I start..boxed wine, trannys, mexican dishwashers, internet dating, keeping my peoples teeth clean, saving lives, I like to turn up my music loud in my car and pretend I am a drug lord. I enjoy cotton blend undergarments, cooking AND light-house cleaning. You can find me looking scandalous at THE ROXXY on Saturdays where I sell shots to my homies. Took some time off of school, but look forward to returning this spring semester for Public relations.

Boxed Wine, and trannys, and undies, OH MY! I like mexican dishwashers too, I used to be one. This is the absolute best description of anyone I've ever received. Lighthouse cleaning seems like such fun! Can you do it drunk, and what if your afraid of heights? And the drug lord thing....not really surprising. I mean, who doesn't imagine their a drug lord sometimes? It's just so weird to hear this shit comin from this girl. I mean she's hot and she looks classy, then the first thing she utters is tranny. Threw me for a complete loop. Ash has great boobs too. Like outstanding.... tough enough to carry a beer between 'em, and perky enough to piss off the old ladies at the bar. And she'll cook you lobster even though she's allergic to it herself. That's the sign of a good woman. Really, I'm floored by this hottie. Ok, I gotta go get some GD advil. My head is pounding, and the thought of a tranny just made me queasy.... imagine going downtown and what pops up? Penis. It's a penis. That's when the fight or flight response kicks in. But is hitting a tranny like hitting a woman? I have so many questions.....

Tip of the Day

Q: Ash, how can I effectively approach a hottie (without an adams apple)??

Eh: My advice for a guy for how to approach a hottie starts with confidence! If you see a girl alone at the bar even if you think shes out of your league, give it a shot anyways odds are she doesnt want to stand there by herself! Also a sense of humor and a Mercedes helps

Dick. I was golden til the Mercedes thing.

"You Gotta Take Hold Of That Bitch"

2008-10-16T08:08:00.004-04:00

Kelli

Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god. THE PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! Did anyone see the video at Frankford and Cottman? Pandemonium! The clown climbing the billboard egging on the crowd. The Phil's hugging and piling up in the middle of the field. And good ol' Uncle Chuck, admitting the last thing his mother said to him waas that she'll pray he wins these games. What has two thumbs and tickets to game 5 of the World Series??? THIS GUY!!! Ok, I've overused that joke, now onto today's hottie. This is a special day for Philly Hotties...we're crossing over into another world, a whole other pantheon of hotties, that are hands off for us. We bring to you, Kelli, the 20 year old Lesbian Hottie. Why a lesbian on a site that gives dating advice to guys? Simple....she's knows the game from both sides. She knows what attracts her, and she knows how to pick up women. Simple enough. Let's let this cutie tell us all about herself.

So whats up? I'm a lesbian and the name is Kelli, im 20 years old (21 november 10th baby ;), i live at the beach. I detail boats and go to school for massage therapy and i will be graduating in January, I can't wait. I love going out and meeting new people. No matter what the situation is im always trying to make the best out of it. I hate being lonely, and I also hate cheaters & liars.

This blonde haired girl next door details boats? What a job...live on the beach, detail boats, and hit on chicks. She lives the life! I'm actually jealous. I'm also kinda miffed that these lesbians are pulling much hotter ass than us. It's embarrassing. I think Kelli's got a liiiiittle bit of a wild side to her, no? It's in the eyes...calm, but mischievous. And when you read her advice, it's definitely a little bit of a shock coming from such an innocent looking hottie. Lesbians make the world a better place, and by the world I mean my special catalogue that I use at night to help me sleep. One day I wanna have a phone number contest like in The Wood, where Omar Epps and Slim see who can get more numbers...I'm going with Kelli. She's just hotter. It's an unfair advantage. Anywho, read on about what this hottie has to say about picking up women....prepare to be shocked

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best advice for guys, or lesbians, on how to pick up women, and what was your worst date ever?

A: Treat and respect others as you would like to be treated. Ooh and I love strong, sexy, decisive, and ambitious women full of initiative-who doesnt? When your out on a date a good idea would be to NOT bring up the exs. Just be yourself don't be shy and just have fun! And y worst date ever was when the girl said she doesn't put out. It can only be saved if you take hold of that bitch.

"Take hold of that bitch"....new words to live by.

Don't Be Just Another Brick in The Wall

2008-10-15T09:56:00.004-04:00

Foxy Lauren

Lauren With The Phillies 1B Ryan Howard

I've been trying to grab this hottie for our site for like two weeks now, but as you can see from her schedule below, she is a busy body. I finally asked (aka hounded) her enough so that we could check out more of her on our site and see what she's all about. I have two words that are all I need to describe her look....Hawaiian. Tropic. That's all. She's got a body like Andy Reid...it just won't quit. One of the top qualities I find in a hottie's personality is a zest for life. An unwillingness to let everyday be the same, and not to let others guide your path in life. I think I'm in love...or lust as Bombshell would tell me. I really wanna hear more about the beautiful Lauren, so let's hear what this hottie has to tell us.

Someone once told me, "Life isn't about fun and games." Well MINE is! I live every day as if it's my last and like my brother always says, "live life, no regrets."

I'm a Ring Girl and Spokes model for Liberatone Advantage Sports Nutrition (www.liberatone.com) I've also worked with the IFL as well as appeared in an episode of TAPOUT TV. I'm also the state winner for Miss Hawaiian Tropic New Jersey 2007.

I'm pretty approachable and down to earth. I love telling jokes and laughing. My friends need to have a good sense of humor. Boring people don't hold my attention span.

I'm in college for Theatre Arts and I've also started writing plays. Well, they're pretty much just a bunch of scenes, but hopefully one day I'll be able to write a whole two act.

I love classic rock from the 60's and 70's. Pink Floyd is my favorite band and I would totally shave my head if Roger Waters and David Gilmour come back together for a reunion. It would so be worth it.

I'm laid back and a nice girl.

First off, I hope to god that Lauren shows up for class dressed like that picture. If I was in her class I'd hope to god she didn't! How can you pay attention to anything the teacher says with a woman that fine sitting next to you? Do you ignore it? Walk out with the book over your lap? I don't know how I'd react. This is one time I pray to god that there is no Pink Floydish reunion, although, I do believe that she could pull off the bald look. Like a Natalie Portman bald. It's the middle stages of regrowth that look odd. I need to know where we meet hotties like this! Certainly, they are on the calenders of your cubicle...but they must hang out somewhere. I'm pretty sure that 9 out of 10 us aren't tough enough for this hottie. We're lovers, not fighters at Philly Hotties. But screw with our hotties, and the inner Irishman comes out blazin! But with Lauren,I won't even need to unleash my inner LeprechaunHulk. Just lookin at this beauty will tell you that she can handle her own, and she'll probably kick your ass in that skirt and heels ensemble (gay word!) . For real...a hottie with a sense of humor and a Miss Hawaiiain Tropic Sash.....Ummmm where do I sign up?

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all of us Philly Lovers?

Ayyyyy: The best advice I could give to a guy when dating a girl is just be yourself and don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. Also cooking for me won’t hurt either. My dream guy is someone who can get along with my family, likes animals, nice to children and one who is sensitive and sweet, but is not afraid to stick up for me and fight for me when the time comes. Although I’m well capable of defending myself, it’s nice to have a knight in shining armor.

Friggin Phillies...5 Wins Away!!

2008-10-14T08:16:00.003-04:00

Courtney

"You know you're part of the team when

you get your ass hammered by the guys.

There's no better feeling" -Matt Stairs

Only in baseball do we allow this quote. Only when the Phillies put themselves one game away from the World Series would I not mock this. Only when I'm speechless from total and utter shock do I not make rear-end joke after rear-end joke until I'm blue in the face. This quote passes only when you hit a 420 ft moon shot off the other teams closer, and bring TWO cities to their collective knees. And what a shot it was.... 5 more wins and we'll be crying man tears. I mean, who thought Uncle Charlie would out manage Joe Torre....like, ever (stumbles, mumbles and all) WOOOHOOO! Anyway onto business at hand. Today we've brought you a little daredevil of a hottie. Evil Knievel style. Courtney is 19 years old, and currently attends Bucks County Community College. I never had girls in my classes who looked like this. EVER. It would make school so much more interesting. I'd pay attention, I'd be a class clown....I'd do something else other than sleep. Courtney is an adventurous blonde beauty, but what makes her so unique?

I currently work in a bank part time while going to school. I'm studying to be a lawyer and love every minute of it. Some of my hobbies/interests include racing cars and bikes (I plan on getting my own bike in the summer time, a Yamaha YZF R6) I think that is also something that makes me unique because most girls wouldn't dare drive their own bike like that. Sports are great, I can't get enough of them. GO PHILLIES! I also love working out and going out in the city with my friends.

She's gonna be a lawyer?? Perfect, cause I always seem to be getting in some sort of donnybrook. Once she passes her bar exam, I'll have to keep her on retainer. Imagine a tall, leggy blonde pulling up to the courthouse, taking off her helmet in slo-mo and shaking out her hair like the movies. Then she saunters into the courtroom and drops some hardcore legal jargon on the judge and jury, and BANG! You're home free. Then you thank her by taking her out for drinks in the city followed by a Phillies game, but she beats you to the stadium because she's in her souped up Fast and Furious car and you're in your '97 Wrangler. It's all very Boston legal, but we'll take that over and call it Philly Legal (I hate Mass-holes and anything Bah-ston....except Larry Bird, the great white hope.) So on this weeks episode of Philly Legal, a website that has been sued claims freedom of speech and fights the power like Chuck D. Courtney comes to defend the honor of this local small time website, and in the end everyone's winner....except for the person who sued. Stay tuned for next weeks episode where Courtney races cars, and a client teaches her how to do wheelies on a crotchrocket while waving rally towels on her ride into the sunset....

Tip of the Day

Q: Courtney...what's your best first date ever and why?

A: I would have to say that the best first date I ever went on was with a guy who took me to a Phillies game as a first date. He came and picked me up at my house (he even came to my door). He opened all of the doors for me and was really sweet. That goes to show that chivalry is not dead, and it's something that I find very important in this world. If a guy wants to win me over he has to be chivalrous. That's why it was my most memorable first date, and of course sporting events are ALWAYS alot of fun.

Gia, Gia, Happy Anniversary

2008-10-13T09:50:00.005-04:00

Gia

Well, I broke a rule today, and decided that it would be ok to post a picture of this hottie and her boyfriend. It's their 5 year anniversary today (collective awwwwww's) so I figured we could put a picture of the lucky bastard up. This is the first Gia we've ever had on our site, and it reminded me that the first time I ever heard that name was on full house. Gia was the new girl who smoked in the bathroom and welcomed innocent little DJ Tanner into Junior High. OUR Gia doesn't look like the smoking in the bathroom type, but there still looks to be a little bit of bad girl in her, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. A little excitement is always welcomed in our lives. This Bustleton area hottie has a lot goin for her...so let's hear it.

im a sales rep for comcast...i dont know if ya want to put this..but ive been with the same guy since i was like 17...our 5 year anniversary is actually on monday 10-13-03...i love to dance n have fun with my girls..my best friend is amy (2nd on top) i love my family, and im always up for a good time. im a crazy italian bitch from philly! that pretty much explains me..haha..and always remember boys if ya screw us we will screw ya harder! LOL.. muah ♥ G

Gia also sent us like 10 pictures to use and I really couldn't even decide. This really is a beautiful woman here. She's also in a contest on WMMR in which she needs YOUR help to get some votes. Follow this link and make sure you cast your vote as often as possible. She's also got a job and what not, which bodes well for her boyfriends wallet. 5 years is a looooong time. I don't think I've ever even held a job for 5 years, let alone a girlfriend. This brunette beauty reminds us why we love brunettes over here. Gorgeous, great body, jobby-job, and she can dance. What more could you ask for....sounds like a keeper to me. Oh, and she has hot friends....I guess it's the whole birds of a feather thing, but I'm sure it's not exactly a pain in the ass to be friends with this guy. I wish all my friends got girlfriends with hot girlfriends...makes life so much easier. But anyway, let's wish a happy anniversary to this hottie and her man a Happy 5th Anniversary.

Tip of the Day

Q: What would be your verrry best piece of dating advice for all those not taken philly guys?

A: okay for a guy to be attractive, i would say to treat ur girl as you would want your mother to be treated. Also boys if u have a girl, do urself a favor DONT CHEAT...cause she will find out and trust takes a real long long time to build back up...n there is no relationship with out trust. very important things r, work out to keep in shape..good hygiene...and of course know how to treat a lady. every girl loves chocolate and flowers, my personal lil thoughts r Wild Flowers. i absolutely loves them. and a lil dove chocolate ! and personal, it is not attractive being cocky...it aint gonna get ya know where....wow u know im from philly with that sentece...LOL...well thats about it!

VOTE HERE: http://photos.wmmr.com/gallery/album23?page=6

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-10-11T12:13:00.001-04:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend just told me that she thinks we need to take a break. That things are getting really serious and she needs to focus on school. I am so confused. I had no idea this was even an option. We have been together for a long time.We still talk and text everyday. I haven't seen her for four days. I asked her about what's going on? Meaning, are we really breaking up? She says no, this isn't a break-up. It's a break. It's more about school and studying. I still don't get it because it's not like I ever interfered with her school stuff. If I text her, she doesn't respond back right away like before. A few times, it took her hours to get back to me. I just don't understand what is going on. I like to think that if I just do what she wants, then things will go back to normal. Am I being dumped?

-Can't Read Between the Lines

Dear "Can't Read Between the Lines,"

Do you need sky writing? She needs space? You're so being dumped! I'm sorry. Any young adult can balance school and a relationship (especially a long-term one). Unless she is studying to be a brain surgeon. But even then, I'm pretty sure that there is a level of maturity that allows you to balance your personal relationships. She wants space, GIVE HER SPACE! Stop being so available! She obviously is evaluating your relationship. Maybe she is trying to leave her options open. Either way, no matter how bad you want this relationship, you need to back off. Stop being available. Let her REALLY think about what she is doing without you being available to her when she wants to reach out. Trust me. I have said it before and I will say it again, women do not want anything that comes so easily. Remember that. Find something to occupy your time and stop dwelling on this. When she asks what's wrong, tell her you are giving her what she asked for. End of story. You should know within about two weeks whether she was trying to let you fizzle out, or if she was really going through something. Best of luck!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

I Can Ride My Bike With No HandleBars... Nooo Handlebars

2008-10-10T12:33:00.003-04:00

Kelli aka The Analyzer

WOOOOHOOOO! 1 down, 3 to go, and my pasty ass will be sitting lower level, beer in hand, bird in other today for this exciting Game 2. Pat the Bat...no one wanted to beleive me two years ago. He's gonna come around. He's the elader of this squad. J-Roll's got it all messed up. But onto today's hottie, Kelli aka The Analyzer. Ana-Lyzer. You have to be careful reading it, because if you put the empASis on the wrong sylLAble, you get a completely different meaning. This beauty really helped us out today, and to top it off she's a complete MILF. When I was a kid, we had one friend who's mom's nickname was fro, cause she had a jew-fro. We always told him the carpet matches the drapes. Kelli's everywhere you wanna be, and places you've never been....she was even on Ugly Betty. So let's hear more about this world class traveler.

My name is Kelli G. and I am 27 years old. I am a travel coordinator/project coordinator for the 7th largest IT staffing company in the U.S by day and a Coors promo model/mom at night. In my spare time you will either find me watching movies, or reality t.v. (Yes I love Chef Ramsey! )playing with my beautiful daughter or out with my friends. I am very adventurous and have Bungee jumped from 80 feet. Although my sky-diving adventure got cancelled last time I was in Vegas I will be jumping on my next visit. I have sailed the carribean on a 51 foot sailboat for 3 weeks and love the water!

A mom, a skydiver, bungee jumper, a professional and sailor. WTF....what's next? Mastering the fine art of the violin? Base jumping off William Penn? She's got amazing eyes, and insane body, and can give you one look that'll turn you in to puddy. Look at the abs! I've got not much more to say, but thanks to Kelli. What a beauty!

Tip of the Day

Q: Kelli- Kel....what's your worst date ever???

Ayyy: My Worse date would have to be several years ago. The guy picked me up and the first no-no was we had to stop quickly so they could lower his car. On the way he hit an old lady getting on the highway! How bad is that! Guys drive with some sense it’s never good to scare the hell out of us on the first date! Then after we resolve the accident he’s in the car complaining about old people and how it was her fault when clearly she was stopped and he just ran right into her. Sheezzz…hit and old lady then blame her. To say the least the rest of the night went just as smoothly as we waited for almost 2 hours for his car to get worked on. By the time we got to a party to have some fun I already realized this guy clearly wasn’t for me. I love cars and all, but aren’t you trying to impress me on a first date…not act like it’s all about you??? What ever happened to flowers, opening the car door and a nice dinner or hell a trip to go skydiving..lol.

Ally with a Y...I'm Daniel with an L.---NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!

2008-10-09T07:58:00.007-04:00

Ally

Oh boy, here we go baby!!! NLCS tonight, and the Phils are goin up against a hot team right now, so let's see how we size up. I feel confident that my main man, Pat the Bat, is gonna have a big series, but tonite we have to rely on Cole the Kid, and guys with other ridiculously juvenile nicknames. So paint the town red and let's get down to the business at hand. Montgomery County is where i now reside for work, and I have to be honest, I absolutely hate it. but I did stumble upon on bright spot for this county......Ally. This brunette beauty makes this county a lovable and fun place to be, but even she knows to get into the city for the nightlife. Unless you like country music (which I looooove) and wanna line dance to Achy Breaky Heart all night at the Montana West. Top it off with the fact that she's smokin hot and barely legal...this hotties got other things goin for her too....

well..my name is Ally,(single) im 19 years old and i'll be 20 in November, i know young..but mature!I live in the phillyburbs! I have 5 tattoos, addicted i wont lie & many more to come ;). There is also nothing more attractive than a guy with tattoos! I work for one of the largest companies in the country, some may know it, Verizon Wireless. I go to work and school full-time..so days off..none, but when i go out i'll be with my girls in old city! to be honest i don't know what i'd do w/o my girls!! also i love nothing more than going out to the club & dancing i dont go much anymore but when i do..the only thing im feeln is the beatt..or a sexy guy that knows how to feel it with me! (a guy that can dance..def. hot!)

A guy that can dance? What qualifies as good dancing? Running man? I can do that ish backwards, pimpin. 5 tattoos? A well placed tattoo on a hottie is always a welcome sight. But, damn Ally, 5?? Another master of the self pic, this hottie can discount your cell phone bill ($248 last month, seriously), and then go out for drinks (virgin daiquiris) and have you spending your newly saved money on her. Ally may be from the Hatfield, the town of hotdogs, but don't let that fool you. This hottie has a little attitude in her, and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. You can catch her has no fear of driving down in her tractor to the big ol' city. Sorry, that's what I picture people in Hatfield driving. Ally's got a great smile and the style to match. So let's really dig deeper and find out some advice from this Pretty Young Thang.

Tip of the Day

Q: Ally, What would be your biggest pet peeve with the guys you meet in Philly?

A: There's probably a few, but my biggest pet peeve with philly guys is how overly conceited they can be! We all get it you're good-looking, love to be center of attention, WHO DOESNT!. but when it comes down to they want to take you out..their schedule is rediculous they say how "popular" they are, places to go, people to see... don't we all?..If a guy is getting your number and wants to take you out, you would think he'd be free. Personally, I'm not gonna waste my time waiting around for a guy that wants to go out if he's not going to make the time and effort to see me..so are there any men out there not lil boys that wanna make that effort? if not..i might have to find me a nice newyorkkerr ..;)

A NEW YORKER??!?!?!?! WTF is that?!

Luck Be A Hottie Tonite

2008-10-08T06:48:00.006-04:00

Mary Helena

Today, I'm gonna relax a weeeee lil' bit and let Mary Helena take the helm for the post. I mean why screw it up when the hottie does such a good job writing about herself....we now continue your regularly scheduled Hottie Gawking.

I am 25 from the Jersey Shore. I am presently in Dental Radiology school and I am excited I will be finished in 8 weeks. I have my A.S. in Social Science with a major in Criminal Justice and also completed my Dental Assistant certification from Ocean County College Professional School. In another year I plan to finish my degree in Applied Science with a major in Dental Hygiene, which I am very excited about.

If I am not as school then I am working. Right now I am doing my hours for state for my Radiology license. As well as marketing and advertisments for a company. At night I work in promotions. Most people in New Jersey know me as the an Offcial Jagerette for the Jagermeister. I also recently started working with Coors Light as well. All together I work with about 28 promotional/marketing companies.

Outside of work and school, I love concerts. I recently seen Alcia Keys at Boardwalk Hall. Great concert. I love my sports as well. I like going to the beach but I never really get to go as much as I would like to. Besides that I love going to movies, sword fighting (I really do not get to as often as I like, but try to). I like art, Broadway shows, going out to eat. I am a Pub girl over a club girl. I love parades and festivals such as Irish fests, Chowder fest and Beer Festivals. My favorite holidays are St. patty's day and Halloween. I love crafts and scrapbooking, I watch discovery health all the time and the investigative shows. I love to bake. Otheriwise, I am mostly a laid back kind of girl. I am usually up for anything as long as it is legal, laugh.

My likes:

Loyalty - along the way many people forgot what this real definition means.

Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel are my favorite all timesingers.

Animals especially Butterflies. I love the outdoors and camping believe it or not.

I have a love for reese and my vice is coffee. Everyone that knows me knows I love my java.

I like shy guys that do come forward.

I like the morals of a 1950's man. One that respects the woman and treats her with romance. I have not found a guy yet that share my ideals with relationships, I hope one is out there and I hope to meet him soon. Morals are seeemingly a past tense these days. So, I hope if he is out there, one day will be his girl.

Dislikes:

Liars, In my experience I say this people. If you tell me the truth I will be mad maybe say somethings but once you lie, you insult my intelligence and that is a bigger disrepect than the lie itself.

Cheaters - why bother, remember how many social networks are out there you will be busted.

Fake Friends _ These are my favorites. You know they are disloayal, usually they become this way when you do good for yourself. back then I would take them to the matresses, now I laugh and know I am two steps ahead and with their one step I will be 5 more.

Tip of the Day

Q: Mary Helena, what would you say is your perfect date??

A: I am again, an old school type of girl. I know this does sound rather odd.

A simple dinner, chicken parm which is my favorite and a glass of wine. i am so happy. I love to be with a person one on one at first. Remember boys, if you drop too much flow the girl has got to go....(see I am a rapper).

Anywways, I believe on sharing the dinner tab. Not on the first date though. I would be happy to him out on the second. In the real world, a man is lucky to pay for his house, loans, car and bills. You cannot expect him to pay for you all the time.

However, yes a simple for casual dinner works for me.

Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee......

2008-10-07T06:18:00.004-04:00

Sandra aka Sandy

Ohh Freakin' Baby!, it's 6:15 am .....and why the hell am I up this early? To ensure that Sandy is up and running on our site today, that's why. It's all about sacrifices and mine is waking up while it's still goddamn dark, scratching myself, and walking to the computer. Hate the game, son. Sandy is all hottie, all the time. Not much more you ask for in a hottie, right? The ever changing hair style which always looks good, the body that just won't quit, and the confidence to never allow it to quit. Pluuuus, she friends with a lot of our past hotties, including Magdalena, Ashley, Danni Plum, Local Celeb Amanda. If I asked for resumes and references, this girl would be the front runner from the start....I've been asking her to do the site for like 2 months. Begging, pleading....and finally, we got the yes. So pay attention...the advice is for the ladies today!

my names Sandra, but everyone knows me as Sandy. l'm 20 years old, single for now :) I live in Somerdale, New Jersey but I'm a philly girl at heart! I work at one of the hottest clubs in the tri-state area, The Roxxy/Bamboo Bar so you guys have to come visit! Most girls say they don't have a type with guys, but I do! I love italian guys, dark hair, great personality, good head on his shoulders & can make me laugh! Where are all of you guys at?! ;)

Waves hands over head like I just don't care, yelling "HERE! RIGHT HERE!" Okay, dark haired Italian guys....Blowouts sold separately? I'm not Italian but I have dark hair and a formidable saus...stop. Seriously, Sandy is true delight to look at this morning. And now she is on the market, and that means nothing but trouble for the fellas. I picture brawls over a hottie like this. I've never been to the Roxxy, but it's now on my short list of things to do, especially if it means getting to run into Sandy and her crew. This hottie's also got some style. She can dress with the hottest of 'em, and she's always up on the latest shit. I love women who know how to dress and understand what a difference an outfit can make. I'm gonna guess Sandy is Italian, but there looks to be some asian flavor thrown in there, right? Is that 6 am playin tricks on me? Well, LADIES....hands where I can see em.....here's the first ever advice for women. Which means, guys, you aren't left out today, you do the opposite. Like if Sandy says, "Ladies, never pay on the first date", you should immediately say, "Ok, so I pay on the first date." Kabeesh?

Tip of the Day

Q: Sandy what's your favorite piece of dating advice for the ladies?

A: My dating advice would be for girls to never seem desperate.Don't go out looking for a guy, let him come to you! Never change for anyone, they should like you for who you are! If a guy ends up not calling or not interested, just remember - there's always someone who is interested and who will call, so just have patience! =)

Let Go Hott-ies!!

2008-10-06T06:59:00.006-04:00

Megan

There's a magical feeling in the air! ThePhils have this city's collective attention span. I watched like 4 plays of the Eagles, got disgusted, and kept on rootin for the Phils. What a bomb from Pat the Bat....wow. Anyway, it's Monday, and we have no baseball til THURSDAY. So to ease up on that Monday morning downer, we're ushering in a new hottie, Megan. Look at the smile on this girl That right there is enough to knock any man down a few pegs. She's got a smile that makes other people smile. Megan is a mild mannered professional by day, who by night, let's out her inner party girl and is ready to cut up dancefloors everywhere. But it's no fun when I tell it....let's hear from this blonde haired beauty. Megan?

My name is Megan and I'm from Northeast Philly. I live in my own apartment with one of girls. I graduated from Community College of Philadelphia in 2005 with an associates degree in Retail Management and Fashion Merchandising. I'm currently a payroll manager for a staffing agency in center city. I love going out partying with my girls as much as possible. I also love to chill and have pizza and a movie night. I love music! Dancing is my hobby if you want to call it that?! LoL I'm very independent and I don't depend on anyone to take care of me. Since I am an only child my girls are my life. I hate being lonely and my biggest fear is fire.

I love a girl who dances like no one is watching....it's refreshing to see a hottie who knows when to take herself seriously, and knows when she can just let loose. Assuming this dancing she speaks of doesn't involves the Carlton dance, then we're all good./ Hell, it may even be hot to see her do the Carlton dance. I'm diggin Megan. Independent women are always a big turn on...I mean, the less I have to work to support people, the more time there is for play, right? And Megan can play with the best of em. Whether it be a nice night out at a local bar, and night down the city, or even the Erin Express, Megan knows her way around the nightlife. But don;t let that fool you. She takes care of her shit during the day. It's like a modern day female Clark Kent. Business Suit by Day, Mahnolos by night. What more could you seriously ask for in a hottie? Toss in her off the wall personality, and this hottie is just an explosion of fun waiting to happen. (That's in NO way meant as a sexual innuendo) So kick back, relax, and heed this hotties advice, holmes.

Tip of the Day

Q: Megan, what is your biggest pet peeve about the opposite sex?

A: My biggest pet peev that guys do is LIE!!! There is no reason to lie. Guys think that it's better to lie then tell the truth and make a girl upset. Hell0o0o...we will be more upset when we find out the truth and figure out that you lied (Because most girls always find out the truth). If guys were more honest with girls there would be a lot less drama. I also hate when guys are too into themselves. Like you might be good looking and Mr. slick rick but you are definitely not gods gift to earth....Let's be serious!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-10-04T10:56:00.001-04:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I had a situation with a female friend. We would hook up once and a while. We didn't have a verbal agreement or anything. I just thought it was understood that I would "see ya, when I see ya." We were cool and for a long time there were no problems with the way things were. Or so I thought. I guess she started to catch feelings and shit hit the fan when I started seeing someone else. I knew it might be a little awkward but I had no idea how upset she would be. Honestly, I didn't do anything wrong. We had no commitment. I didn't mean to hurt her. I just didn't feel like we were going in that direction. We date totally different types of people. I tried talking to her about it and she is just pissed. I never flaunted the girl I'm dating, in front of her. I tried to be respectful of the situation and was hoping that in time, it would get normal again. I don't understand how she can be so mad if there were no rules or commitment between us?

SIncerely,

"Back to the Friend Zone"

Dear "Back to the Friend Zone,"

Why do men always think that sex will not complicate things? Umm, hello? SEX COMPLICATES THINGS! Even if you do set boundaries and agree to certain things, there is always a weird attachment. What's worse is that our ego's get involved. She may have become attached to you more than she should. She probably should have said something to you about it. On the other hand, you went from sleeping with her to dating someone else. Her ego may be a little crushed. That's like saying "Okay, I have been sleeping with you for X amount of time, but I don't see you as someone I could date so I'm going to date her." Women are complicated beings. We often mistake our hurt ego's, as hurt feelings. You should just try saying you're sorry. I know you didn't do anything wrong but sometimes, just hearing someone say that they are sorry for hurting you or upsetting you, goes a long way. You shouldn't apologize for dating. If this girl is really your friend, then apologize for upsetting her and not discussing it sooner. She will get over it in time. No doubt! Women are resilient creatures. This is your friend, you should handle this with care. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Philly Hotties In The Buildin, Swagger On A Hundred Thousand Trillion

2008-10-02T06:45:00.006-04:00

AmyCakes

Whatta game...for us to basically hit that poorly and still came away with a game 1 victory is a good sign. Cole stuck around and gave us an amazing performance, followed up by an oh so shaky ninth for B. Lidge. Now it's on to C.C. tonite....rut, roh Shaggy. But let's talk about what we came here for shall we? In honor of our national pastime, I'd like to quote Lou Gehrig, and say "Today (-ay,-ay), I consider myself, the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." Ok, that's overdoing it a little bit, but seriously, look at AmyCakes. She's stunning. This petite little Jersey girl kinda reminds me of Kendra, Hef's and Hank Baskett's girl, but sprinkle in a little grace and charm. There's a new measure to hotness, and it's not the casting couch anymore, it's the self picture. And when a woman can look this gorgeous when she's driving(!) then the sky is the limit, fella. Let's hear what Amy has to say about herself....

My name is Amy I am 26 years old from Bayonne, NJ. I currently work in merchandising and I also manage 2 promotional modeling agencies in NYC and NJ. I also model at special events in NYC, Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and Miami. I will be going back to school to pursue my master's degree in International Business at Fordham University in Spring 2009. I love traveling, shopping, and going out with my best friends.

Wow....now that is a full schedule. At 26 years old this hottie has more jobs right now than some people have in a lifetime. Add to it that she's going to school to pursue her masters, and I think we might have a SuperHottie on our hands. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and manages a modeling agency. Just wow. Beauty and brains is a lethal combination. You know you must be hot when people from Vegas are trying to get their hands on you for modeling assignments. Plus, just think, with all those jobs, there's more time for you to lounge around and be lazy (what? that's not attractive? it's all adding up now) I really have nothing to say about this beauty. I'm knocked speechless. Lucky you.

Just The Tip of the Day

Q: AmyCakes, what's your biggest turn on in a guy?

A: My biggest turn on in a guy is education and class, I love nothing more than a mature man that knows how to take care of his girl! I also love a man who works out and takes good care of himself..its sexy to see a man that can tell class from trash and only wants the best for himself. It's a turn on when a guy is motivated and always trying to make his future better, because life is all about progress!

I Live My Life A Quarter Mile At A Time, Hottie

2008-10-01T09:11:00.004-04:00

Kristy

I'm fired up! I got my Chutley jersey on already...I went to class and all I could think aboot (I have a Canadian accent when I concentrate) was "I'm going to a Phillies playoff game...shit yeah" We got past hottie and current ballgirl, Justine, working the sidelines with grace and passion. Snagging line drives and giving them to unsuspecting children instead of drunk creepers. Good work! So today, we're going to give you something on this site we've never had before....DUDES! Just kidding. We've got a kind of a tomboy, girl next door, sweet, but will still light your ass up hottie. She mixes into about 4 different categories...and versatility is best when served with beer. Oh, and I forgot to mention that this hottie tends bar as well. With the nickname, Kristy the Pornstar, let us welcome in this new hottie by telling us a little bit about herself...

Well, my name is Kristy I am 24. I am a bartender and a Medical Transcriptionist. I love playing basketball, and watching my Eagles!! I love to go out with the girls, but I am also a big fan of rebuilding cars, and racing them. I am a registered driver for Grudge Race Wars in Reading, and I have won 22 out of 25 races I ran in.

What the shit is grudge wars you ask? Well, apparently it's drag racing. Which means, she's got a cooler car than your '95 Camry with the gold package. Its cool though, cause a car isn't really an extension of your penis. Unless you drive a segway, then you should cut your penis off. So the tomboy side of Kristy likes to build cars and get dirty, then run out on to the basketball court, and after that go to the local pub and down a few shots of Cuervo. Sounds like my type of woman...hell, that sounds like most of my buddies, but they don't even fix cars. Or have breasts. She also likes the Eagles, which after yesterdays hottie is music to my ears. (Update on Irina: can't make her not like the cowboys, but she hates Romo) Kristy can also shed the clothes and go into a modeling shoot and come out looking like a glamour queen. She's got incredible legs, and a seriously tight body. She also loves to hang out with the girls....She's 22 out of 25 in racing...so, you better be man enough to handle this hottie...check out her advice too. 4 good tips for you schlepprocks.

Tip of the Day

Q: Kristy....what are your top dating advice tips for dudes?

A: Top 4 tips of my dating advice:

1. Be yourself. Honesty is key in a relationship.. if you are looking for someone to truely and genuinely care about you and who you are as a person, you need to show your true colors.. no beating around the bush.

2. Make her laugh, if a man can make me laugh at any given time, he is a keeper.

3. Kiss her and tell her she is beautiful, even if she is in sweatpants, a hoodie- with mascara running down her face. It makes a girl glow from the inside out.

4. Do things she wants to do also. If she is willing to go to a football game with you, go to the mall with her.. or whatever it is she wants to do. Compromise...

Throw Your Hands In The Ayer ..Ay-Ayer

2008-09-30T06:18:00.003-04:00

Irina

Wow, we're goin with the blonde theme today....and we've got a good one for ya. This girl is super cute. That's the only way I can think to describe her. I'm kinda going against the grain in ALL of my beliefs on this site (you'll find out why in a moment), but Irina was just too hot for me to pass up. She's got the versatility...now she's blonde, now she's brunette, and yep, she's still hot either way. That's the sign of a true hottie. I can't even decide which I like better on her...blonde or brunette. She's not a model, but probably could be...It's the smile that gets me. It's a no holding back , live your life to the fullest smile. The kind that comes with a laugh that can probably make you laugh....and she's had her cleavage pierced.

My name is Irina, and I'm 21 years old.I'm currently a student at Temple University majoring in psychology.I'm the epitome of a workaholic, but when it comes time to party, I party hard :)I'm shy at first,but eventually I get wild and crazy. I love laughing and making other do the same.Looking for someone who could make me laugh, its not too hard. Did I mention I love football? I love philly but, sorry I'm starstruck. GO COWBOYS!!!

Wai-Wha...huh? Cowboys, REALLY? So yes, I went against everything I believe in to bring you this hottie today. One bonus.....she doesn't have any pictures in a TO cowboy jersey. That results in permanent banishment from our pages and our hearts. This girl really does just enjoy life though. It looks like whenever she's out there's never a dull moment. She is majoring in psychology which means if she wants to play games with you, she'll probably win. On the other hand, she's also gotta be pretty smart, so she could be a keeper. I'm a big fan of Irina...I just wanna know how do you become a Dallas fan, and what can we do to make you realize that Tony Romo is a closet homosexual, who's most likely a power bottom. TO is probably the passive one in the relationship. Remember, he diiiid cry a few times last year. So, hottie Irina, how can we bring you back from the darkside?

Tip of the Day

Q: Irina, what would your dream date be???

A: Would be for guy to plan a romantic picnic for me in a private, scenic, beautiful place. I know it sounds corny, but something like that actually takes a lot of time to plan. And believe it or not a lot of girls appreciate the thought and effort. It wouldnt have to be anything fancy, just a simple picnic basket with things i like and the fact that you would spend your day with me is enough. Who knows what all that fresh air could lead to! ;) Oh and guys, its def a lot cheaper, and more creative, than going to dinner and a movie.

Hmmmmmm ... I like it.

THE PHILLIES ARE YOUR 2008 NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST DIVISION CHAMPS

2008-09-29T06:33:00.005-04:00

Gina

What a weekend! I was at the Phightin's game on Saturday when we clinched the division, and that place was wild! Got all rally-toweled out, and we even stayed after to listen to the players speak and party and what not...then yesterday, I got to watch those damned New Yorkers witness their team implode AGAIN! Life was sweet. Then the Eagles came on...and life was, ummm, not so sweet. In order to make life sweet again we brought you the uber-cutie, Gina. This petite hottie comes to us from Souderton, which is the hometown of Phil's Grandfather, Jaime Moyer. Gina is a wicked smaht brunette, and has emailed us back and forth for months. I think we originally asked her to be on our site, and she declined us, but continued to email back and forth for a while.....then I get the gem of an email that is on our site today. Before we get to the sheer genius of Gina's First date....let's hear more about her.

Okay. I'm 25. I'm 5'1 and 105 lbs. I work out incessantly, and if one more person says I have an eating disorder I'm torching their house. There is nothing better to me than having a good laugh; I'm the queen of beating a dead horse. I can sing my toned little ass off. I'm off the market now; just did the whole NUPTUAL thing in June. I'm a nanny for a sweet lil cherub named Justin...I love kids. They're our future and judging from the ppl in the world today, it's CRUCIAL to prepare them to be well-adjusted adults. I'm smart. I hold that in higher regard than my "hotness" because I seriously just think I'm awkward and dorky, but I apparently make it work. I hate stupid ppl, ESPECIALLY GIRLS...it's NOT CUTE. Read a book. Ask questions without that "adorable" giggle and the twirling of your perfect deep-conditioned hair.

But i love the adorable giggle combined with the fluttering eyelashes! Gina's got brains, beauty and she backs it up with a fun, outgoing personality that's guaranteed to never leave you bored. She's real good friends with our past hottie Mama Mia! (aka Renee who right boob is prominently featured on the left side of Gina's booty picture) and the two of them together is a recipe for trouble. And yes, Gina is married, but she's still hot, and somebody still musta done something right to win her over. (Remember the site isn't about picking up this actual girl, but girls kinda like her...aka The ones outta your league). So I'd reAlly love to talk more about this girl's beauty and all her smarts, and certainly her ass, but this story is just too goddamn funny. If you never read anything on our site.....please read this. You'll be in tears.

Tip of the Day

Q: Heeeey Gina, What's , like, y'know, your worst date EVEEEER!?

A: Okay, well, I know I was asked to describe my worst date…the problem with that is, I have been a serial monogamist my whole life, so I’m going to put my own personal spin on this topic and talk about my worst “4 year date”. I was 15 years old, and happened to have caught the eye of the “hot senior” in my high school. I thought I was really cool and oh so privileged to receive this honor, so we began dating.

After about a year of really weird, outlandish behavior, he confessed to me that he had an obsession with DIAPERS. Immediately, I traveled through this timeline in my brain of him asking “what kind of diapers do you use with the babies you watch? Has a baby ever taken a shit and gotten it on you? I’m sure if you just had used to correct TYPE of diaper with the correct ABSORBENCY, that could have been avoided.” Yes, ironically, I happen to work with small children, so I’m sure I was considered a goldmine to this child of a senior.

ANYWAY, after researching this Jerry Springer-esque issue, I leaned that his little fetish was actually a condition called Infantilism. So, my biggest mistake was telling him about it, and he decided to go all-out researching it, making f’d up sex GAMES for us to play (which I politely avoided), and STEALING DIAPERS from my side babysitting jobs! STEALING DIAPERS! I also heard people checked the history of his internet usage, and found web-sites of pictures with OLD MEN in huge-ass diapers. I was young and stupid, so I stayed with him for a really long time.

During the course of our 4 year relationship, I would get these really disturbing letters (which I still keep for a rainy day to crack up at, and incase I ever need to blackmail him), about how he bought “Luv’s size 6”, and pacifiers, and used the diapers to relieve himself in. BUT, that made him JUST SO EXCITED that he had no choice but to shoot his nasty load into them when he was finished. When we would try and get intimate, he would ask me if I could pretend to be his babysitter, and his code for “do you wanna fuck” was “are you gonna CHANGE ME?” Jesus CHRIST, I am so embarrassed, but he was my first REAL boyfriend, and I thought he’d get over this, and that one day, I’d be enough.

Fortunately for me though, I realized that there were waaaayyyy too many men out there for me to be trying to make someone who was over 3 years older than I was GROW UP. **I heard that now he works at Costco, which is really spectacular considering that he can buy his “Luv’s size 6” in bulk, at a low price, and MOST LIKELY at a discounted rate.**

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-09-27T11:54:00.002-04:00

This week I was forwarded an interesting article from a ABACDA reader. I really wanted to share with everyone because I really feel like it's of interest to everyone. I hope that you enjoy!

XO
Atomic Bombshell

Reality vs. Illusions of Love

Falling prey to love's illusions
by Carol Allen

Your friend calls elated - it's finally happened! She's met the one. You're so excited for her. It's just like she's always imagined - she's so in love she can't sleep, can't eat and has never been happier. There's just one little problem... they've never met.

Sound crazy? Believe it or not this happens all the time. Romantic hopefuls now have so many ways to find each other - online dating, chat rooms, and social networking sites all provide new options of communicating with total strangers that may never meet face to face. Yet they often grow to feel so connected and insist what's happening is real. I mean, hey - they've got the endless texts, emails, and instant messages to prove it. Who cares that their beloved perhaps lives far away and could be lying about everything? What does it matter that they haven't so much as held hands? This is l-o-v-e and they've never been so sure.

Why, in this world full of opportunities would this "close but not quite" stuff be so commonplace? The very fact that these lovers have only limited interaction could be adding to the allure...
Dubbed the "Fantasy Bond" by psychologist Robert Firestone, this feeling of illusory connection between people who don't know or barely know one another is created as a defense against loneliness and the fear of intimacy. By having a love life mostly in one's head, they get the benefit of not having to risk the rejection a real love could lead to, while getting some of their needs for attention satisfied by both their own imagination and the fleeting interactions the circumstances allow. It seems harmless, but the danger is that the more a person relies on fantasies of connection, the less he or she will seek or be able to accept love and affection in a real relationship.

In all couplings, it's natural to go through a "fantasy" stage - the time everyone is on their best behavior and being their idealized self. This is enhanced by a euphoric cocktail of chemicals the newly in love brain releases, making it impossible to see the source of infatuation as anything but their perfect dream lover (a stage which sadly lasts only a few months, leading many to later head for the nearest exits, mystified...).

This heady time is Mother Nature's way of getting us together so we'll keep the human race going. The hope is that once everyone's masks come off and the rush of brain opiates calm down, the fantasy will in fact be a reality.

If you fear you may be in the throes of a "fantasy" relationship, ask yourself two questions:

1. What do I want?

2. Is what is happening what I want?

(Meaning, if you want a partner to spend every night with you and be exclusive, but you only see them once a month because they're married, then yup, you're having a fantasy relationship.)

If the answer to #2 is negative, try to fix the situation. If it's not possible, then recognize what you've been doing - you haven't been ready for a full relationship and needed to experience a partial one, and that's okay. But if you want more, be brave and choose to believe in the abundance of life, and move on. You'll only make yourself more attractive to everyone (including the unavailable lover you just gave up) and increase your chances for having something that can bring you the real relationship you long for at last

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY HOTTIES???

2008-09-27T01:50:00.003-04:00

listen i understand that every hotties not gonna please everyone. but as our readers, please understand that someone likes this type of girl. I dont expect you to love everyone...its life...its hotties. the girl next to you at the bar is hideous but the guy across from you loves her.. ...these girls DONT put themselves out there to be scrutinized. we ask them for a favor. ..how can we attract girls like them. so if u wanna be a dick. leave a shitty comment. but understand that this girl was asked and agreed to do this...to give us dating advice. and i u dont like this girl...and u kill her in a comment. wel,l you killed four hot chicks from being on this site. I don't agree with censoring our comments, and to the guy i did it to, I understand your point. Its just not your flavor. REMEMBER....i ask these girls to be on here...they dont volunteer...so rip my judgement. NOT THE GIRLS. Rip me. I picked them and Ill stand by my opinion everytime. Just read the advice and call me a pussy. I'm cool with that

DAAAAAAAAAMN, GINA!

2008-09-26T07:07:00.005-04:00

Gina

Check out the lovely Gina. This lovely hottie comes to us from the outskirts oh Philly. Damn, is she hot. I've been trying to get this girl on our site for...eveeeer. And it's finally worked out. It's a short day today, so enjoy your Friday in the Nor'easter. Not only is Gina hot, but she's friends with out past hot Michelle...(I'll link it later) . I don't know what makes a woman hot...maybe it's what they tell us all the time on here. Confidence is sexy. Whatever it takes, Gina's got it. The smile, eyes, body...I'm running out of body parts to name on our family friendly site (Hi GRAM!!!..seriously, she's reading it right now waving at her screen) Let's hear some more about the lovely Gina.

I am a student who finished my first degree for criminal justice and I am now finishing out my second degree. I do modeling, promotions, and hip hop dancing. I love to be able to be out with friends and love meeting new friends. I always am looking for something new to do. Im in love with snowboarding. Can't wait for the season to start. You can always find me up their on the mountain with my girl. I don't drink since i can just be as fun and crazy with out it. I am a huge sports fan. I love absolutely love my Phillies and Eagles.

Now before when we were trying to get Gina, on our site, I thought she was politely blowing us off by saying she was too busy. But look at that schedule...she is damn busy. One degree already, modeling, hip hop dancing......and snowboarding. There is nothing hotter than a snow bunny. Especially one who can strap on a board and hit the slopes. Snowboarder girls are hot. Serisouly...grab a girl who snowboards and a girl who ski's. Put them next to eachother and tell me who's hotter. Gina's also fallin in love with the Phils and the Eagles. Women who can talk sports are my kryptonite. Just don;t TRY to talk sports. That is a deal breaker...(actual quote from lady I work with tuesday morning after Dallas game) "Oh, they lost, but they really played like a team. And I haven't seen that in forever." Sorry...I'm still pissed at that lady. Gina's got some amazing advice for us today. Check iiiiiit...

Tip of the Day

Q: Gina, what would your dream date consist of?

A: my dream date would be for the guy to pick you up and be on time and to go out to dinner. Doesn't have to be candlelit or bring flowers just some good food since i love to eat. Then to be able to just go out on the town or even go to a game if they are in town. For the guy just to be real and truthful and not pretend to be someone he's not. then to go home and have him walk you to the door and give you a kiss goodnight if everything is going well on the date. the guy should just treat me how he would want his family members treated on a date.

It's A Bird, It's a Plane....It's A Hottie?

2008-09-25T06:41:00.000-04:00

Stephanie

OH. MY. GOSH!, as the lady at my new job would say! Holy Sugars! What a treat for you folks we have today. We've brought you the lovely and talented Stephanie. This 22 year old hottie has recently moved to my neck of the woods to Warminster, Bucks County. I'm not even sure where to begin with this hottie. Let's start off with her new hobby.....skydiving. EFF THAT. There's no way in hell you can convince me that jumping OUT of a plane is a great way to pass the time. I'm afraid to even jump up and down while I'm ON a plane. But alas, if there's ever a time when your gonna look worn out and beat up, it would be when you're done skydiving. Not this girl. She looks absolutely stunning after falling 10,000 feet. If that's not a pure beauty, we'll never find one on this page again. PLUUUUUUS, she gave us some great advice today, and really picked up on what the site was about. ....ok I'll shut up...Steph, pull the cord

I am currently a promotional model. I have the most fun shooting for swimsuit calendars. I have been in about 5. The best part about modeling is being able to travel around the country and world. I love meeting new people from different backgrounds. Right now, I am on my way to be a certified personal trainer. I like to be outdoor activities like hiking and rock climbing. My newest hobby is skydiving. I am absolutely addicted. I already scheduled my next jump...can't wait to do it alone without an instructor!

Okay, wait....now we do get a lot of models and promotional models on here. But I'm guessing the best way to double check their credentials, and see who's REALLLY a model, is to check their passport. This hottie's been to the Bahamas for photoshoots! I'm trying to figure out how to word this without being too creepy, but this girl might actually be perfect. She's got a "silly", but fun sense of humor, she's absolutely stunning...oh, and she didn't misspell anything in her advice (which is always a plus. Less work for me!) and she's gonna be a trainer so she can whip your fat ass into playing shape. It looks like there's always a smile on her face, too. Notice the eyes? Incredible. I'm at a loss for words. Top 5! She's definitely Top 5 ever on this site! I'm done...check out the lovely Stephanie's advice for us humps.....

Tip of the Day

Q from Moesha: Stephanie, what's your very best piece of dating advice for Philly guys?

A: Since I am single I have come across many single guys and I can see why you have an advice piece for them ;) I thought I'd just make a list of a few things I think are important.

1. Confidence is key. Just be yourself. Looks are always good, but insecurity is always unattractive. I respect a guy who has enough courage to walk up to me and start a conversation.

2. Sense of humor. If you can't make me laugh, it's a definite deal breaker.

3. No need to be dishonest. I'd rather have my feelings hurt than be lied to. Honesty is the best policy.

4. Ambition. I don't like a slacker. I need a guy who can keep up.

5. I think it is healthy for guys night out and girls night out. You should trust your partner enough to be apart because it's that much better when you're together.

6. What happened to chivalry? If I treat you well I like to be treated well in return.

Take 'Er To The Zoo, Rock. I Hear Hotties Like The Zoo.

2008-09-23T06:38:00.005-04:00

Andrea

What a time to be a sports fan in the city of Brotherly Love. Burrell hit a monster bomb last night after the Phils had taken the lead in the bottom of the eighth and splattered all over the papers were pictures of Brian Dawkins (BDAWK!!!) absolutely Supermanning that hoe, Ben Roethlisberger. AWESOME AWESOME picture. Today we've got the lovely Andrea, who looks nothing like BDawk or Burrell, thank god. This girl next door comes to us from Bucks County...you know we love our Bucks Girls! There's nothing better than a hot girl next door. I think I'd take that over model-hot any day. It's the old debate about the difference between hotness and beauty. What would you rather have? The hotness can come and go, but beauty also takes into account such factors as personality, future...etc. Hotness is just what your penis reacts too..Now that I got the word penis in the post for today, let's hear what Andrea has to say. And note her job....very interesting.

Im your basic 24 year old girl. I love to spend money.... whether its for myself or buying a gift for the people I love. Im a huge family person, no matter what they always come first. I love to go out (when I dont work) and have a great time with my friends. Im pretty laid back, I could sit in all night and watch movies and just hang out but I love to go out every once in awhile and go crazy all night. Im a huge music fan....I think I have a song for everything that has happened in my life good or bad. Im currently a full time manager at McDonalds (dont laugh). Ive learned alot of good work ethics from working there that I know I will use for the rest of my life. I am also currently a part time student majoring in Medical Billing & Coding.

So does Ronald McDonald's carpet match the drapes? Just kidding. At least she's in management and not currently the janitor. Then I'd take issue over lack of ambition. She'salso a part time lover...student ...part time student. My inner Stevie Wonder popped out. Me dical Billing and Coding means nothing to me, except she'll work with Doctors. You can tell she's the girl next door when the first thing she mentions is family. That's always a good sign. When I see shopping or hairstyling....I get worried. This girl is genuinely just good looking. From the smile to the booty, it's all there. I'd have more to say but it's 6:30am, and I can't even see straight yet. Thanks Andrea!

Tip of the Day

Q : What's your best advice for single Philly guys?

A: My best advice for the single philly guys is what most people would say, but I believe it to the fullest...it would be to just be yourself and never lie about who you are or what you do. If you make up lies just to impress someone eventually it will catch up to you and in the end it might ruin the relationship or ruin anything the two of you might have before it can turn into more then just dating. Dating is already hard enough why would you want to make it anymore difficult on yourself if you have to remember what lies you told? I know for me personally I love a guy with confidence but overconfident really is a turnoff. We love guys who care about their appearance but you really dont have to overdue yourself to get out attention (we dont like a guy who takes longer to get ready then we do). Also remember not to rush anything. It takes a long time to get to know someone and thats the fun of dating. You can be going out with someone steady for a year and still find out new qualities about them everyday. My last bit of advice is to always look out for yourself, be happy and dont let nobody change you or try to make you a person you are not. If you find a girl who likes you for you she will love everything you are and everything you do and thats the best feeling in the world.

The Local Hotties In The Buildin! Yessir!

2008-09-22T06:38:00.005-04:00

Whitney Peyton

Okay, so who had Donovan McNabb going down in week 3? Overall, not a bad game. The D-Line made it all possible, pounding Ben Roethlisberger like a porn star. What we've got today is something outrageously diffferent from anyhting we've had on the site before. We've got the lovely Whitney Peyton. She has a Le-ann Rimes looks to her, but don;t let that fool you. This girl's about to be Philly's next rap star. You don't even have to take my word for it. You can take the word of such artisits like DMX and Paul Wall (what it do, baby), who she's open for already. I know what your thinking and this isn't some sort of publicity stunt on her part, she's the real deal. She's got witty, raw lyrics and this Doylestown hottie has the looks to build a pcackage never before seen in the rap industry. A little blonde girl with brass balls and hot lyrics. Throw in that fact that she's got incredible legs and can breakdance, and we're seeing a whole new genre of hottie on this site! When she's not rapping Whitney likes to try out new foods and collect instruments that she doesn't know how to play. Go here to check out her music, and definitely, give Miss Peyton a chance. Between her and Asher Roth, the white population of Philly is getting a decent little look at the rap game. I was gonna write a rap song for Whitney, but it's 630am and I have no creativity, and I couldn't find anything to rhyme with hpttie except potty. MUSIC SITE: http://www.myspace.com/whitneypeyton.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whitney what's your best dating advice for all those wanna be Philly Rappers?

A: If a guy does something thats usually considered nerdy like hes a gamer.. or he knows how to make websites he shouldn't keep his talent hidden because he's afraid a chick will pass on him. Nerds are in and women secretly love them.

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-09-20T10:54:00.002-04:00

GIRL ON A SOAP BOX....

I was having dinner with a few of my closest girlfriends the other night. We do what all girls do. There is wine involved, some food, and catching up about what's going on in our lives. Of course, that includes a man. A man entering, a man exiting, and all the grief in between. My girlfriend told me the horrific story of how her boyfriend of 4 years has ended their relationship. This is the second time this week that I have heard of a horrendous break-up. What goes through a man's head? I have truly come to the conclusion that men have absolutely NO IDEA HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP. Getting back to my girlfriend, she and her man have had a rocky 5 or 6 months. It was getting to the point where there was talk of "where does the relationship go from here?" Both in their mid-thirties, loved each other, did the time together, but should they get engaged? Long story short, it was stress. They had a huge fight, and moved apart, but still seeing each other. Then started the rumors that a female co-worker of his, started blogging all over Myspace that she was moving into our city with her new boyfriend (which was insinuated to be my gal's boyfriend) So of course after a bottle of wine, we hopped on myspace to investigate (like good girlfriends do) and there it was. All in print with hearts and photo's. She was crushed. He adamantly denied it.Yet, he won't speak to her. ONLY THROUGH EMAIL! Fours years and living together for things to end this way? Are you serious?
Bad break-up #2 involves two very close friends for many years that take things to the next level. The man loves her from here to kingdom come, can't get enough of her. She can't spend the amount of time as he'd like with him but she adores him just the same. This causes petty arguments and uncertainty. Making him feel "vulnerable" to her. She reassures him time and again, things are great. She makes great efforts to make this guy feel secure. Then comes the roller-coaster antics. He wants to slow down, he loves her too much, they need to step back and chill out. The girl tries to figure out what that means since her guy still is calling everyday and texting "I love you's." It was as if there were no boundaries and asking him would only cause an argument. Long story short, girl drops everything to spend a night with him. It was a great night. He misses her so much. He wants to meet her father. He loves her and was so happy she was there with him. Even as she is leaving, he asks her to stay longer. Less than 24 hours after her visit, she comes home to an EMAIL. Something is missing. I don't feel the same (like he did less than 24hrs ago) Still loves her but he's sorry. It's done. He hopes they can still be friends. How insane is that? Close friends for many years and he ends it in an EMAIL?? Is this not the equivalent to Carrie's "post-it?" I say NO! No room for friends when you end things like that! Was this guy serious?? ICK!
NOTE TO GUYS; Break-ups are meant to be difficult. There are many ways to break-up and not one of them include a text message, an email or a post-it! (Thank you Carrie Bradshaw!) These type's of break-up's can negatively affect the person being dumped by making them feel as if they didn't mean enough to their partner to deserve a face-to-face break-up. Women just want a dignified ending to a meaningful relationship. Ending a relationship is never easy but the best way is to meet face to face and explain your reasons tactfully. Choosing text or email shows no respect for the other person or the time spent together. You can fool yourself into thinking that you are still a good person because you didn't have to deal the person's hurt reaction & you said what you needed to say without facing them. The truth is, how you ended it, really shows the person that you truly are.

-Atomic Bombshell

PS- I would be happy to take comments on this subject. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Hottie ... Gimme The Business!

2008-09-19T06:49:00.005-04:00

Cheyenne

Big hit by Pat the Bat last nite, no? This year could be more exciting of a finish than last year's race, because there's so many teams that are so close with a decent amount of time left to go. Each game counts...every pitch matters. After all, Spanish from Old School wants to remind you that there's only ONE October. (what kind of slogan is that?)...Anywhoozer, check out Cheyenne. Now this, my fellow freakshows, is a woman. This hottie comes to us from Phoenixville, and one look into those big Buster Brown's and your done. She got eyes that can speak to you. They won't say anything you'll understand, but you'll get the message. The flowing locks, full lips, and who can forget the body? Also be sure to check out the advice. It's incredible!

Hey! How's everyone? My name is Cheyenne, and YES, I know it's also the capital of Wyoming! I'm a full time Registered nurse, I work in a neonatal ICU with critically ill and premature infants, I love my job, but working the night shift is exhausting! I also do some modeling when I can find the spare time! Let's see, I have been known to watch some sports, football being #1 on that list, I love the Patriots (don't hate me) even though my boy is hurt. Baseball is great, as long as the Red Sox are playing (again, don't hate me) I love to eat, but I'm pretty picky. There's nothing better then curling up in front of a fire with a good book, ok, almost nothing better! I'm addicted to myspace, there are some interesting people out there!

It IS the capital of Wyoming....which is where this hottie originates from. And guys, if htat's your best pick up line for this woman, please go back to the drawing board! She's also doing her part to help make the world a batter place. Working with sick babies has gotta take a toll on the psyche (in case I misspelled I meant Sike-ee) once in a while. I mean, I guess it's enough to drive a woman crazy. It can drive you so Batshit crazy that you become a Patriots and Red Sox fan! (ohhhh low blow, Rob B. Fresh). Apparently she's also one of the 95% of women who are Jabar Gaffney fans, seeing as her favorite player is injured. He questionable for this weeks Pat's game. He used to be an Eagle! I certainly can't hate a woman who looks this beautiful and is such a genuinely goodhearted person, no matter what her allegiances are, but I can make fun of her a liiiiiiiittle bit. Cheyenne is also a model, and these are only a few of about 30 AWESOME pictures. The camera loves this girl, or it could be vice versa. I mean, who looks hot on a webcam? Not that I....ummm...I never...shiiit .. I mean webcams are used for other thin....dammit. I'm busted. Let's check out this beauties advice, and be sure to thank Cheyenne for gracing our pages, she's certainly got a tough enough schedule without having to answer our ridiculous emails!

Tip of the Day

Q: Cheyenne, what's the worst date you've ever been on?

A: I really couldn't think of a bad date, lucky me huh? but I do have some tips for guys that are dating...

1. It's ok to tell a girl she's beautiful, but don't wear it out, it just comes off as insincere.

2. When you're talking to a girl, really listen, don't watch TV over her shoulder, or let your mind float somewhere else, you'll regret it later, we have memories like elephants.

3. Learn to cook!!! A guy that can cook is sexy, but Mac N Cheese, does NOT count.

4. It's not the amount of $ you spend on a date, it's the originality of it, make it fun, fun=memorable, and a movie is not always the best first date, no time to talk!! (and unless you're 13, you're too old to just sit and feel a girl up during a movie)

I Know What Them Girls...I Know, I Know What Them Girls Like

2008-09-18T07:04:00.000-04:00

Stacy Michelle

Double the name, double the pleasure! Let's welcome Stacy Michelle to the site with a big Philly Hotties welcome, eh? HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO STACY! This 21 year old hottie, comes to us from Jersey, but you can usually find her in Philly partying it up. She keeps with my theme that girls with two names are doubly hot. I really don't wanna say too much, I mean, she does a hell of a job herself. And who are we to get in the way of our hotties?

Hey Philly, my name is Stacy and I am 21 yrs old.. i can be a BITCH,I wont lie..at times i can be shy, but mostly CraZy,wild,annoyin, alil shady too (ha).But i do know how to have a good time and make people laugh (ha) . I love to go out to the Bars, and yes I stand out wherever I go and so do my girls but am that girl that you would call a PARTY GIRL. love to be up on the bar dancing or taking/doing body .I live for my weekends ,And Yes I’m a Jersey GIRL , but I love partying in PHILLY and youll find me in OLDE CITY and I sure do love them EAGLES baby.(bleed green). But anyways Things I LOVE: GYM, Tan, doing different stuff to my hair, drinking, dancing, shopping, and just hanging out with my main girls xoxo & I love all the seasons. I Dis-Like : People that think they know you when they don’t : Fast Food , cause it gets you fat, waiting in lines, Haters, back stabbers , and of course people the lie , really why lie . its better the tell the truth cause you know that person will find out sooner or later Don't be afraid to come introduce yourself, I love to meet new people

Well, hello Stacy. For some reason I find it entirely hot that this girl mentions that she's "a lil shady". I also find it impossible to believe that she;s shy. Why be shy with a face like that? Plus, it's apparent this girls got a wild streak a country mile long, and shyness and bitchiness don;t go hand in hand. Unless you listen to lil Weezy, "she ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my bitch" But I think he had a completely different meaning to that line. I'm lovin this brunette. She's got some style, (she went to cosmetology school) and some grace, but won't be afraid to tell it like it is. It's just that she has kind of a tough look to her, like she CAN kick your ass, but at other times she looks so innocent and girl next door-y. Plus I dig the tattoos. And her butt. I looove her butt. So let's hear what Stacy has to say about her worst date.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst date EVEEEER, Stacey Michelle?

A: AND i'll BE HONEST I WENT ONE, 2 DATES ON WHOLE LIFE BUT THE FIRST ONE DONT COUNT CAUSE HE WAS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND AND SHIT WASNT LIKE THAT AND THE 2ND DATE WAS TO D&B YEAH AND THE GUY THOUGHT HE WAS GETTIN A PIECE OF ASS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT SORRY BABE, I MAY BE THAT PARTY GIRL AND KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN BUT DEFF AINT NO SLUT. SO NO MORE DATES FOR ME UNTIL YOUR MY BOYFRIEND ARE MY hUBBY. XO

This is why we, as guys, have to step our game up and not be so douchey. Look what someone did to this poor hottie. She won't even date anymore. So now, since one guy was a douche, we're all affected. Think about that, that's some deep shit. Your douchebaggery extends well beyond yourself. (SIDENOTE: Douchebaggery comes up in spellcheck as torchbearer)

No One On The Corner's Got Swagger Like Us

2008-09-16T07:09:00.004-04:00

The Ashley

Real quick, we will not be speaking of last nites "moral victory", aka goddamned loss, to the Cowboys. I purposely didn't mention it yesterday cause I'm a mush (see: A Bronx Tale). But dude, a hook and ladder (lateral, whatever) on the final play....oh my god. And 30 seconds to run 2 plays inside the 2 minute warning. Good management. Anyway, I'd like to take a minute to formally welcome The Ashley into Philly. She's comin from Delaware, so there may be a little culture shock. I picture Delaware as like a Stepford Wives place, prim and proper, please and thank yous. I even picture Delawarians to speak with a British accent for some reason. But Dela-where's loss is our gain, and what a gain it is. I wish all hotties could look like this and be this enthusiastic about being on our site. She's a little Femme Fatale, with the gorgeous looks, and outgoing personality. Every guy who meets this girl must be immediately smitten. Let's see if she can prove me right....

Hey guys! My name is Ashley…I'm a complete beach bum, I am absolutely addicted to music, and I am a huge EAGLES fan. I also love reading, art, photography, going out w/ my friends and spending time w/ my family. I'm a total goofball and I'm always laughing and having a good time. I'm very outgoing and love meeting new people. I hate olives, fake people, gossip and hangovers. I am moving to Manayunk with my best friend within the month and I can't wait! We're hoping there are a few cute guys out there who want to show us around the town… :)

The offers are pouring in by the dozens to show this hottie around the 'Yunk. They should put Ashley on Jerry Lewis telethons with this kind of response. I'd offer to show her a round, but I'd generally take up most of the attention from guys and girls, because they'd be wondering "What the...how...he must be goddamned loaded. Or hung No other explanation why she's with him" I still can't figure out what that intangible is that these women have....it's like this girl next door charm, mixed in with this sexiness, mixed in with hotness. That's a dangerous cocktail right there. Could put you on your ass. And if you're wondering, the Eagles picture is the newest one....she took it especially for us! I feel so special, and not even in that window-licking sort of way! I can't say enough good things abut this hottie. She's got a degree in Psychology so she's smarter than you... WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Found it. Found the flaw! Favorite baseball team...Orioles. Well, at least your not a frontrunner cause they've sucked for the last 8 years. There really isn't anymore I can say about this hottie. She's beautiful, sexy, sophisticated, and fun. Now, onto the entertainment...the worst date! YES!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the worst date you've been on, The Ashley?

A: My worst date was a couple years ago with a guy I met at the bar I work at in the summer. His band played there and we had been flirting all summer long, so I finally caved and let him take me out. He took me out to dinner and we started by ordering wine. The waiter asked to see our I.D.s and up to that point I didn't know how old he was…needless to say, I downed my first glass of wine after the waiter exclaimed, "You were born in '66?? You're older than me!!!" (I was 21 at the time.) After our dinner, we went back to his place and he pressured me so much to be intimate with him. First of all, it was the FIRST date! Slow down, old man! Secondly, that's not the way you get a woman. I fell asleep on the couch (damn that wine!) and he woke me up asking, "Why won't you touch me?!?!! You're not attracted to me, are you?!?!!" Not cool. As soon as my wine buzz wore off, I was in my car and I never spoke to him again. I would see him at the bar the next year, but I just waved and would quickly run the other way.

Lessons to be learned from this date:

1) ALWAYS be truthful! He would never tell me how old he was, supposedly because of his career. Had he been up front with me, I wouldn't have felt so awkward on the date. Or maybe I wouldn't have gone, but at least he would've known one way or the other if I was into the real him rather than just what he wanted to portray to me.

2) Never pressure a girl to do anything, there's nothing more unattractive. If she wants to kiss you or more, she will. Trust me, we can make the first move, too. If you push us, it makes you look like a jerk off and more than likely, you'll be doing just that later that night without our help.

3) Don't wake a girl to yell at her. What was that?!?!!

My other advice is to be yourself. Girls are crazy about guys who are comfortable in their own skin, confident, and REAL. Also, I love guys who can make me laugh. So if you've got a goofy side, let it show. The guys who are serious all the time are so boring…personally, I need a guy who can keep up with me. I want someone who has all different sides to him, and when you're true to yourself during a date, you allow all those different sides to show. :) Good luck!

I'd Chime In With Haven't You PEople Ever Hear Of...Closing The Goddamned Door

2008-09-15T06:35:00.004-04:00

Meredith

Oh wow, it's 6:30 in the morning. Jesus H.....what a couple of Phil's games yesterday. Good time for Burrell to get back on track...now if we can only get that Utley character hitting again, we'll be all set. Today's hottie is straight outta Philly, and has maybe one of the funniest stories I've read in a while. It's unreal. But we'll get to that in a minute. First, let's hear what makes this hottie unique, shall we?

Hi! My name is Meredith Kimberley and I’m a Philly Hottie! I go to school in North Philly and I’m BFA Theatre major. I’m really into costume design, construction, and puppetry. I had my Philly debut in this year’s Fringe Festival! I love Coheed and Cambria, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, and the Foo Fighters. I play rock guitar and the bodhran (it’s a celtic drum). I’m a bo-black belt in Tae Kwon Do, Kum-do and I also do Hapkido and women’s defense classes.

So we got a black belt here, which means maaaaybe you shouldn't be such a dick to this one. I don't know, the idea of eating foot on a first date doesn't really appeal tome, so I'll tread lightly. I actually just read about the Fringe Festival. It's this eclectic gathering of artists in and around Philly who put on their own shows to help gain exposure for themselves on a bigger level. (I'm so goddamned cultured, bitches)....Meredith is also a little=different than our typical hottie. She's got more of an underground appeal to her...that whole goth and fetish type deal goin, and honestly, I dig it. It's a nice little change of pace. So, as I said, Meredith's date actually had me cracking up. People we're lookin at me like I'm crazy. Read what is quite possibly the worst date ever....

(Photo courtesy of T. Hibbs)

Tip of the Day

Q: Meredith, what was your worst date ever?

A: My worst date was with a pretty cute boy from my school. Funny, smart, with a few little quirks that I later realized just made him an ass. First we went to the movies. Men: as a general rule, the movies are the worst idea for a first date ever. Unless you are both HUGE fans of a specific genre (I like comic book movies, if you were interested) and you make plans to discuss it afterwards (a movie and THEN dinner, for example) a movie on its own is rarely a good choice. Second, even though HE asked out, he made me pay for my own ticket. Men: Ouch…Just suck it up and pay the 19 dollars (or however much it is for a movie ticket right now) and treat your girl special. Especially if you are looking for some reciprocity afterwards, show her a good time. Third, we then sat in the very back row all the way on the end, even though the theatre wasn’t that crowded and proceeded to sit through the shit before the movie started without talking. Halfway through the movie, he asks for a handjob. Not a kiss, not to cuddle, a goddamn handjob during Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Men: What have we learned? Unless we are still in high school, we might want to up our game a little bit. Get your dress shirts tailored, don’t wear pleated front pants, trim your goddamn nose hair, use deodorant, clip your toenails, and don’t ask for a handjob during LOTR:3. You’ll be fine.

I agree. Karate Kid is sooo much better to get handjobbed during. Guys, rethink the whole popcorn trick during movies featuring hobbits, or any type of midgetry. Cause it's kinda weird. All I can think is that once this guy got shot down, he was then stuck watching little people run all over a foreign land or some shit. Leave that classy shit for romantic comedies. At least that way if she says no, you've still got that pretty little Kate Hudson to look at!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

2008-09-13T11:30:00.002-04:00

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I really don't know what to do. I was with this girl for six months and suddenly she just connected with some guy and is now living with him. I don't understand it. Nothing happened between us, we didn't fight and we got along perfectly. She was everything I thought I could ever want in a woman. She somehow always knew what I needed or she just always says the right thing at the right time.She constantly told me how amazing I was and how happy she is. I'm so confused as to how this happened. Even the day she broke up with me, she said she needed space. She said there was no one else. That maybe we would get back together and she just needed time. Three weeks later she is living with some other guy! I asked her about it, she said they just connected. She said sometimes, you never know what's going to happen and you can't stop the gravitational pull. Do you think that this thing is real with this other guy or that she will realize that this isn't what she wants and come back? Maybe this is something she is just going through
Sincerely,
Better Off Dead

Dear "Better Off Dead,"

Oh man, If you haven't seen the movie, Better Off Dead, you really need to go rent it, my friend! Would you listen to yourself? It is not the end of the world! She is not the only woman out there with traits that you want. You need to ask yourself; Would be able to completely forgive her if she came back? Not too many people can completely forgive. Besides, why would you want someone who did that to you in the first place? Do you really believe that she is that innocent that she needed to learn from this experience just so she would come back to you? CUT ME A BREAK!!! She didn't have all her eggs in one basket. She didn't want to hurt you or be the asshole. But in NOT being the asshole, she is the asshole even more. Are you getting any of this? Maybe things were great and it may have been the best 6 months you have ever spent with anyone. What if this is just how she dates? What if this is just normal behavior to her? You really need to just sever the ties and move on. Maybe there is someone that's better for you right under your nose? Or maybe you should spend some time alone and regroup? Either way, she has moved on and you should too. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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